Panwar parps a pleasing one on problematic number 2, possibly.

[[FnG]magnolia]

Hello world wide webbers

Say, do you want to read about people being idiots and meta-pooping* through their own letterbox if only they could agree on who was where and why?

* ask your dad! You damn kids with your pokey mums and your hippity hop.

 

[Diddums]

Neighbours? Sounds more like an aussie thing.