Paper cuts

BubbySoup · 23 Mar 2007 at 14:49

****, why do they hurt so much !?!??!!!?!

dustiestrat · 23 Mar 2007 at 14:52

i dunno cardboard cuts are worse.

SGCWill · 23 Mar 2007 at 14:52

dustiestrat said:
i dunno cardboard cuts are worse.

**** that! Decapitation for the win!!

Amp34 · 23 Mar 2007 at 14:54

dustiestrat said:
i dunno cardboard cuts are worse.

Especially when you get cut multiple times because of the 3 or 4 layers it contains... :mad:

Audiofreq · 23 Mar 2007 at 14:56

I hate that scene in Jackass where he gets the papercut across his mouth...

:eek:

dustiestrat · 23 Mar 2007 at 14:57

yeah and you actually feel it sawing into wherever the cut is hate them.

paper and cardboard cuts make baby jesus cry

Pookie Bear · 23 Mar 2007 at 15:09

dustiestrat said:
i dunno cardboard cuts are worse.

Too right!

I once opened a cardboard folder and accidentally slid my fingertip across the top of it. The entire top of my finger burst open. It was both disgusting and remarkably painful

Amp34 · 23 Mar 2007 at 15:11

I am actually cringing reading this thread!

*runs from thread*

iamdjdz · 23 Mar 2007 at 16:16

Unlikely to die from them tbh.

pitchfork · 23 Mar 2007 at 16:17

We tried that jackass thing a few years ago, my god, so painful.

gjrc · 23 Mar 2007 at 16:29

what i hate about them, is they always take weeks to heal! every time they heal over they rip open again!

^TANK^ · 23 Mar 2007 at 16:30

Audiofreq said:
I hate that scene in Jackass where he gets the papercut across his mouth...

And between his toes :eek:

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Belmit · 23 Mar 2007 at 16:40

Worst 'paper' cut I had was actually from aluminium foil. Stay away from the edges when you pull it out the pack, it slices like a knife through butter.

Makes me tense up just thinking about it.

semi-pro waster · 23 Mar 2007 at 17:57

Belmit said:
Worst 'paper' cut I had was actually from aluminium foil. Stay away from the edges when you pull it out the pack, it slices like a knife through butter. Makes me tense up just thinking about it.

Have you ever cut yourself on the strip cutter for cellophane? Designed to be sharp enough to cut through anything up to and including diamonds it seems but still singularly fails to cut the cellophane. :confused:

Belmit · 23 Mar 2007 at 18:07

Yeah, what's that about? And by the time you've wrestled the clingfilm from its jaws it's all folded over on itself and good for nothing!

danza · 23 Mar 2007 at 18:17

According to the Viz, a paper cut across the old 'Herman Gelmet' is the worst thing ever. When the event was witnessed by a panel of test rabbits, one of them winced so hard it broke its back.

I particularly enjoy the cut a brand new Swann-Morton scalpel blade gives. Especially when cutting along a rule and all of a sudden you slip. The blade slices clean down to the bone. Luvverly...

G|mp · 23 Mar 2007 at 18:28

I remember groping around for a stanley knife that was in my back pocket and then wondering why my pocket felt wet

Dunks · 23 Mar 2007 at 18:32

G|mp said:
I remember groping around for a stanley knife that was in my back pocket and then wondering why my pocket felt wet

Nasty :\

SideWinder · 23 Mar 2007 at 18:33

The scars they leave behind takes ages to heal.

CookieRocks · 23 Mar 2007 at 18:38

I broke 3 fingers in my hand once, but it was nothing compared to the pain of a papercut

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