Hi all,
Sorry for the lack of updates, I have been away for work over the past few weeks.
Anyway, as it turns out my work has been with a fairly large motor sport company, so I have been having lunch with some pretty top end automotive engineers. It was one of them in fact that suggested I disconnect the MAF and see if it smoothed things out. Anyway, I told him this time that I had and it had, I also pointed out that VW wanted £60 to even look at it and should they decide the MAF was at fault, a new one is £208 fitted.
He then pointed out that just because the MAF was giving out erroneous values causing the jerking, that didn't mean the sensor was at fault (in fairness the guy at VW was genuinely surprised someone was asking about the MAF, he said they had literally never replaced one on the B6 or B7), and was I sure that the air filter was OK (ultimately the MAF is fed directly from the filter, so a blocked or faulty filter will mean the MAF gets a bad airflow).
As the car has a full VW service history, including a full "major" service only 6k miles ago, I assumed the air filter would be fine, but I got out my screwdriver and checked. To my surprise, the filter was black from top to bottom, much of the "ribbing" that keeps the folds of the filter open was cracked (meaning the filter can close in on itself if a gust of air blows it that way) and more to the point, it was dated 2007! My car is an early 2008, so basically the filter has never been changed in its life!
I was just about to phone VW and kick up hell, when I thought I'd check the service book. Sure enough, the official VW service schedule only calls for the filter housing to be opened, let alone the filter checked, at 60k or 6 years... (mine is 46k and < 5 years)
Anyway, long story short, I picked up a new filter from VW (£17!!), unscrewed the 8 or so screws, cleaned out the housing (good blow + hoover, it was FULL of dirt and leaves and bugs as you'd expect), replaced the filter (making sure I didn't lose the small rubber seal that sits in the apparently useless portion of the air box directly below where the MAF is) and it has been silky smooth since.
No word of a lie, my MPG has gone from 50 to 60 (give or take 5 depending on traffic) on my morning run to work, it feels smoother at idle, it's smoother through the revs and (touch wood) so far I have had no jerking while in traffic.
Assuming this has fixed it, I'd suggest anyone else having similar problems to check the filter (especially if you've had it service by VW all its life) and I shall be writing to VW HQ asking why on earth their air filter schedule is so ridiculous, it never even crossed my mind it hadn't been changed!