PEBCAM

[Grafter67]

Dear readers,

I have a major PEBCAM problem.

For the uninitiated this is Problem Exists Between Cat And Monitor.

I am not quite at the TCOW stage (Throw Cat Out Window) but am reluctant to swap for a dog as that would require going outside (tm).

Advice Please?

 

[peterwalkley]

Accept the rule of your feline overlord.

 

[Diddums x]

 

[adolf hamster]

place cat bed to side of monitor.

problem solved.

alternately you could feed the cat.....

 

[chroniclard]

Smash cat with keyboard.

 

[Grafter67]

place cat bed to side of monitor.

problem solved.

alternately you could feed the cat.....

unfortunately cat thinks keyboard is bed.

 

[Grafter67]

Smash cat with keyboard.

I tried this once. I had to buy a new keyboard.

 

[d_brennen]

Spray lion **** everywhere

 

[chroniclard]

I tried this once. I had to buy a new keyboard.

Need a hefty mechanical one for best cat smashing.

 

[Grafter67]

Spray lion **** everywhere

He does enough of that himself.

 

[adolf hamster]

unfortunately cat thinks keyboard is bed.

i mean it does sound like you're not taking charge of the situation, i know it's difficult but you can just push him out of the way.....

 

[sanaxe1]

I bet he's just bored. Take him out on a violent adventure like John does.

 

[Street]

I have the same problem. I only get to game at night for a little bit and the cat has decided that this time would be better spent stroking him. Gaming around a cat is a pain in the arse!

 

[adolf hamster]

^apart from the colour of the cat this is very much my life.

lads are a bit too used to "**** guys i've been catted"

worst one is i have a box i use as a footrest and one day in the middle of a frantic defensive battle in arma one of the cats decided they were absolutely going to dig their way inside regardless of the fact my feet were in the way.

 

[Grafter67]

I can literally see your arma battle and raise you (well the cat can).

I used to play online poker for reasonably large amounts and one night one of the cats put me all in for about £600

 

[Diddums x]

unfortunately cat thinks keyboard is bed.

C:\
Cd cat
Delete *.*

Sorted.

 

[Psymonkee]

Throw yourself out of the window and leave the cat in peace? The cat rules the keyboard now!

Unless you play dirty with catnip....

 

[iamdjdz]

I can literally see your arma battle and raise you (well the cat can).

I used to play online poker for reasonably large amounts and one night one of the cats put me all in for about £600

But did it win you the hand?

 

[NoobCannon]

Get dog. Cats are aids

 

[Grafter67]

But did it win you the hand?

It did