fozzybear said:How do you get rid of Varnish?
Fraggr said:Take away the r!![]()
fozzybear said:Excellent.
frakker said:A penguin goes into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I can't find my dad. Have you seen him?"
The bartender says: "I don't know, what does he look like?"
fozzybear said:![]()
Is it true that there are no longer jokes on ice lolly sticks anymore?I used to love them when I was a kid.
fozzybear said:"What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
"An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth."
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
Hope you like Jammin too.
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin?
You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.
What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.
SiriusB said:Penguin wrapper and Christmas cracker jokes. They are awful, nobody likes them but if you took them away there would be a rebellion!
SiriusB
fozzybear said:Fraggr, what was the answer to your 'penguin wrapper' joke?
fozzybear said:Who was the biggest robber in history?
Atlas - he held up the world.
SiriusB said:Actually it was the sky... But we shouldn't let facts get in the way of a bad joke
SiriusB
SiriusB said:Actually it was the sky... But we shouldn't let facts get in the way of a bad joke
SiriusB
SiriusB said:Actually it was the sky... But we shouldn't let facts get in the way of a bad joke
SiriusB