People eating butter

[Lysander]

Do you know anyone who does this?

Obviously people eat butter as an ingredient, but one of my colleagues asked me to get her a tub of butter from the shops while I was out - OK, no problem - but when I brought it back she proceeded to eat it out of the tub. Is it weird that I've never seen this being done before? Is it common?

 

[Lysander]

Perhaps she's on a keto diet and avoiding carbs.

Well, I did ask her what she was doing. She replied, "I love eating butter".

 

[Lysander]

Is she pregnant perhaps?

Bless you for trying to find a rational explanation. She is over 50 so I doubt she is pregnant. One of my ex gfs used to eat fat. There are people like this.

Except you said you bought a tub of something, actual butter doesn't come in tubs!

Oh, true. Packet, whatever.

 

[Lysander]

I don’t like proper butter. Every time I go to my dads he has a block of anchor sitting on a butter dish going all soft and melty.

Are we related? What is it with dads and their blocks of Anchor going all soft and melty?

If you're a true millennial you wouldn't think of using anything other than olive spread.

Mods must condemn

(@dLockers am i doing it right?)

I thought that was @hurfdurf