people that make random noises

Used to work with a guy who would make a "uh" type noise as he started exhaling, was quite disturbing sometimes when in meetings. I think I must have gone about 3 months of knowing him before I noticed it, but once I did it was unavoidable.
 
I dont make noises but my right leg unconsiously "jiggles" up and down a little. Apparently it can be a bit irritating if you're sitting on a sofa next to me at times. :o
 
A work mate does this sometimes, when walking past certain cars he will say the name of the car then go 'mmmmm' or 'yeah'.

Knew another guy who used to grunt or snort, when asked about it he would say 'what do you mean' or 'its a habit'.
 
i can start humming or randomly singing but its mainly to distract from some of the people in my office grunting and groaning, one guy granted a little on the large and be it smelly side sounds like Darth Vader tugging himself off in his suit!
 
Me and a couple of the guys I work with have a habit of shouting out "OH YEAH" in a high pitched voice when the office is silent just to kind of wake everyone up, and once one does it the others join in with a round of “OH YEAH...OH YEAH...OH YEAH”. :D
 
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Some people when you see them at the kitchen at work seem uneasy when you say hi and after that they give a running commentary on what they are doing in a quiet voice. 'just gonna put this in the microwave' 'stir my tea' 'check if my potato is ready'

This grinds my gears!
 
I generally find fat people make the most irritating noises, sitting there at their desk doing nothing even remotely strenuous but sounding like they have just run up everest.

Makes me feel a little bit sick.
 
I generally find fat people make the most irritating noises, sitting there at their desk doing nothing even remotely strenuous but sounding like they have just run up everest.

Makes me feel a little bit sick.

This and also when they refuse to blow their nose and just sit sniffing every second....Just blow it or get a doctor to fix it!
 
This and also when they refuse to blow their nose and just sit sniffing every second....Just blow it or get a doctor to fix it!

Im afraid thats me at the moment (although im not fat), hayfever, no matter what I do, the dribble coming out my nose will not go, and before you ask, yes I do, next tuesday @ 4:15pm.
 
Used to have a very attractive and well-endowed Norwegian girl in our office who would occasionally let out little sighs and moans as she worked. The best ones were when she was stretching.

Good times.
 
Did you work on-set by any chance? In someone elses mansion? Was she ever wearing clothes? Also..."well endowed"...lol.
 
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