Pet names

[Vonhelmet]

I had a puffin called Mc Puffin

Should have called him MC Puffin and got him a record deal.

 

[Haggisman]

My first thought on seeing the thread title.

I always thought 'Whisper' would be a good name for a dog. Imagine yelling it across the park when it runs off.

Letting it run off would be rather careless!

 

[slinxy]

Feek once had a newt as a pet,
He caught it in a pond with a net,
It got eaten by a bird,
This poem is turd,
Because I can't think of anything else to rhyme with newt

That’s a beaut!!

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Feek once had a newt as a pet,
He caught it in a pond with a net,
It got eaten by a bird,
This poem is turd,
Because I can't think of anything else to rhyme with newt

He thought he had a poem,
But he really couldn't get it going.
He thought it was a beaut,
Thought he'd dazzle all reality,
But 'twas really just banality,
Because it was only about a newt.

 

[arc@css]

I had two Siamese fighting fish (separate tanks); no names, but I distinctly remember one was s 5th Dan black belt, while the other was retired.

 

[Space Monkey]

Had a bird called Karen

 

[Malevolence]

I had a green budgie named 'Breadfan'.