pillows.....

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:05

after about a year or so my pillows go flat. normally i just sling them, and buy new ones but this seems really wasteful.

any sensible ways of bringing them back to life?

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:10

Milkybk said:
Stop biting them so hard?

i'll get your mum a bit of wood to use instead

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:19

Milkybk said:
I think it should be a requirement that you must understand how a mum joke works if you want to use them.

it clearly delivers on the level of wit you displayed in your attempt at humour.

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:23

Milkybk said:
If the OP has got to her she'll be busy with some wood... I really am strughling to understand what he said!

Hmm... Maybe he's "special".

she can bite down on the wood instead of my pillow. i didnt think i'd have to explain this to a forum of adult geeks.

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:27

Milkybk said:
Oh no I get the biting bit, however no mothers were involved in the original post. It's easy to spew random your mum jokes out in any tgread. I prefer them to have a referance to a pasty though, just because it's the GD way.

now a pasty would have been a proper nonsequitur

at least i kept buttsekz in there.

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:40

StoutMeister said:
Stop dry-humping them. BTW great grammar for a 12 yr old.

I'm sorry, you're too late. This thread already has lulz, and they are of a higher standard than you have delivered.