Pimp Your Bimmer thread

[easyrider]

Sorry if this has been done.

I'm hungover and bored.

 

[easyrider]

Oh God not another BMW pimping thread from Easy

Yes you have a BMW well done blah blah

Awwwwwwwwww don't be like that...

I'm curled up in Bed, hungover won't be able to sleep so fancied some BMW action.Spoilsport

 

[easyrider]

bmw's are crap

vauxhall's are better

Don't post a vauxhall!


I feel ill enough as it is.

 

[easyrider]

Go easy on me...I'm feeling Fragile

 

[easyrider]

This is why this sort of thread is doomed to failiure. I tried it once before and everyone just trashed it with random pictures then as well

I think they must be jealous

 

[easyrider]

You hit the nail on the head.Jealous of your 2nd hand beemer. Was driving brand new BMWs when you were still in school,loved them then love them now! Jealous? I dont think so.

I was being obtuse

And you missed it?

How could you possibly be jealous being as cool as you?

 

[easyrider]

About time in your 10,000 posts you got something right.Law of averages and all that!

No ,I knew you were cool all along.

 

[easyrider]

Not another one that missed it it too.

 

[easyrider]

Come on Easy you know as well as all of us you dont like being shot down,When you do you usually throw your toys out of the pram and get suspended! Only baiting you lol.

You have upset me.

So I have decided to sell my BMW and get one of these instead.

Then I can be like a normal person and feel at ease in tesco's car park when

I go shopping.


Should be OK trading my old BMW in for one shouldn't I?

 

[easyrider]

No more BMW threads please Easy

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/search.php?searchid=4475900

This thread has the same fate coming as your last one named 'BMW owners unite'

Ok I give up.

I like typing BMW

 

[easyrider]

So you are saying you are above normal because you own a 2nd hand BMW? Keep digging mate.

No,

I'm common as I have a BMW.

But around here you don't see many.

 

[easyrider]

This thread is fast becoming embarrasing. I'd like to temporarily distance myself from BMW ownership so I have sold my BMW to my Hamster for 10p. I am no longer a BMW owner.

I do hope easy doesnt honestly think he is 'above normal' and that people with a Focus are somehow beneath him simply based on car choice..

It was a joke.

My dad has a Focus and I want to be more like him.

 

[easyrider]

Oh dear. This would have been a good dig if I didn't see as many 3 series as Focus when I go shopping at Tesco/Wherever

Easy wins again.

Not around were I live

 

[easyrider]

Eventually common sense prevails lol. Fox can now be considered normal. Easy thinks owning a BMW makes him above everyone else. Thread over IMO.

I do not.

My cars a second hand 320D whats more dull than that?

 

[easyrider]

Some M3 goodness for you.

M3 No1

M3 No2 with Dad's M3 on his drive.

I like those wheels.

How much would a set of them set me back?

 

[easyrider]

Passes the wooden cross.I think the hole is deep enough now mate.

 

[easyrider]

No idea, standard M3 19's

Can I get them in 18"?

Sorry if this is a noob question

 

[easyrider]

from BMW about £3000 with tyres

off Ebay around £1000 for a good used set

what do I type in the search box?

 

[easyrider]

And they wont fit a 320d Sport.

Not even 18"ones?

 

[easyrider]

'How to gain initiative'

That doesn't come up with anything

My brain is mashed from hangover, go easy pls.I beg thee.