Caporegime
I never thought I'd cry again until someone close to me died or I got kicked in the nuts, but when our pet Guinea Pigs Ginger and Pickles died, I blubbed a bit. I felt embarassed for weeping, but they were so funny and they somehow end up feeling like a part of the family.
If anyone I know reads this - remember I know secrets about you too!
If anyone I know reads this - remember I know secrets about you too!

This goes for me too!