Polo Testing

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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began to say:
'Red............cherry,'
'Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green..........lime,'
'Orange........orange.'

Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
Sometimes call your father.'





One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
'Oh My God!!!! They're ****-holes!!'
 
I personally think its the professors fault, as the children were obviously confused as there is no such thing as a honey flavoured fruit polo. Honey isn't even a fruit. Maybe a honey nut loop had somehow got into the bowl when he was having his breakfast, but if that was the case it says a lot about his experimental technique and the standards of the college. I'd love to see their next Ofsted report!

PK!
 
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misterPK said:
I personally think its the professors fault, as the children were obviously confused as there is no such thing as a honey flavoured fruit polo. Honey isn't even a fruit. Maybe a honey nut loop had somehow got into the bowl when he was having his breakfast, but if that was the case it says a lot about his experimental technique and the standards of the college. I'd love to see their next Ofsted report!

PK!
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There's definitely something going on there, a professor wouldn't normally teach school children, and I suspect he's no Professor at all.
Sounds like some dodgy kiddie fidler who has made up this 'Professor' character in order to get a job with minors.
 
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