Poo.

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A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:

"And Tigger?"
 
iCraig said:
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:

"And Tigger?"

Got a smile! :D
 
But that would ruin the joke having it spelt correctly! It's a verbal joke. :D

Anyway, I liked it.
 
Sp00n said:
No, i'm sure its pooh.

Yeah, pooh is the characters name. But if the line was

"Where does pooh come from?"

The joke wouldn't work because we'd no from the beginning she's talking about the bear. :)
 
iCraig said:
Yeah, pooh is the characters name. But if the line was

"Where does pooh come from?"

The joke wouldn't work because we'd no from the beginning she's talking about the bear. :)

Phog said:
It's a verbal joke. :D

I'm just being picky really, ignore me :D
 
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