I was concsious at first but then after hearing some people I just assumed it was the norm to try and out-do the noise you can make naturally. So no I get 12 sheets of toilet paper, lay a nice seat for me to sit on and PPPPPPPPOOOOOOPPPPPPPP, then wioe and go back to my desk. All the birds in my place say the never **** at work. They wait until they go home. ***ing odd if you ask me.