Pooing through a letterbox

Transfunctioner · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:25

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/new...ure-through-ex-neighbour-s-letterbox-1.842960

He almost got it right!

Definitely reads OCUK :cool:

ADT · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:27

Maybe it's the guy that posted about cats pooing in his garden a couple of days ago. Seems like he took the advice given to him here seriously

MooMoo444 · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:28

Sounds like OcUK Don material.

porushinobu · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:34

hmmm... GD strikes again.
*salutes*
good on you, welcome to the excrement corps

Mynight · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:40

. Next level poo through letterbox.

GinG · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:50

Hang on...some one actually took GD advice?!

russell664 · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:52

Haha, that made me chuckle, maybe a little too much!

DrunkRufie · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:53

Haha legend!

Zefan · 24 Feb 2015 at 14:53

MooMoo444 said:
Sounds like OcUK Don material.

Just a button press away.

MooMoo444 · 24 Feb 2015 at 15:07

I got my manure sprayer ready, son.

porushinobu · 24 Feb 2015 at 15:08

nevermind, posted in error due to slow loading of images plz delete

Maeve · 24 Feb 2015 at 15:09

How tidy to use a spray and not try to shove a whole turd through the slot.

porushinobu · 24 Feb 2015 at 15:10

Maeve said:
How tidy to use a spray and not try to shove a whole turd through the slot.

he may of been having constipation issues, or got nervous when it came time to perform

Xire · 24 Feb 2015 at 16:00

Who on earth has liquid manure...

Mynight · 24 Feb 2015 at 16:04

Depends what I've eaten the previous night.

Stev · 24 Feb 2015 at 16:05

why capital letters on "man" ?

Xire · 24 Feb 2015 at 16:08

Mynight said:
Depends what I've eaten the previous night.

Touché my good sir.

wildman · 24 Feb 2015 at 16:31

Xire said:
Who on earth has liquid manure...

farmer giles ?
cow's that have eaten a couple of vindaloo's the night before ?
average GD poster preparing for an act of retribution ?
Nick Clegg when he opens his mouth ?

V F · 24 Feb 2015 at 18:21

Xire said:
Who on earth has liquid manure...

Expensive stuff and it isn't even free delivery. http://crocus.co.uk/product/_/10-ba...ganic-blend-50-litre-bags/classid.2000009464/

Heh, even Amazon sells manure with free delivery.

Schlong&Stable · 24 Feb 2015 at 18:38

V F said:
Expensive stuff and it isn't even free delivery. http://crocus.co.uk/product/_/10-ba...ganic-blend-50-litre-bags/classid.2000009464/

Heh, even Amazon sells manure with free delivery.

That isn't liquid manure. Now I am not saying I am an expert in manure, but I've many a time been accused of speaking ****, so take my word for it.