Pooping at work...

[Diagro]

I never have the need to do the deed at home... it always comes on when I get to work so I have to rush to the loo and deposit my daily rate and then rush off again.

Just won't happen at home unless I sit there for 20 mins. .. which doesn't help anyone.

Anyone else have this issue?

*Very random thread created whilst on the loo*

 

[Diagro]

Solution: 10 minutes before you wanna go, have a smoke.


I find that the body tries to make its own routine and this routine is somewhat reinforced by repetition. I think it can be as much mental as it is physical (especially for you who is just walking into work every time and relaxing somewhat after the journey to work).

I don't smoke.

Do you have coffee beforehand? Coffee can have have laxative effects for some people, so check your coffee schedule and see if it has something to do with it.

I always poop at work, usually about 30mins to 1 hour after my first strong coffee.

I don't drink coffee or tea

Do you have an unnatural fear of fruit ?

I love fruit, I have eaten two banana's for breakfast and will have a third with my rice and chicken lunch.

Lost 3LBs since sunday, only 13lb more to go!

 

[Diagro]

Trained my body to have my daily movement at 6am - just before I hit the shower. Regular as clockwork People who don't shower after they defecate are disgusting.

I use Andrex Moist wipes, never use plain old dry loo roll...

 

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Really just one single toilet for 20 people?

Might want to point them in the direction of this..

http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/toilets.htm

ooooooooo his work is in troubbllleeee

 

[Diagro]

I have just visited the work toilet for a number 1. There are three cubicles and three urinals. All three cubicles were occupied. And yes, there was silence. The door opens and a guy comes in, looks at the cubicles, sees that they are all in use and leaves.

So you're telling me that we have a ratio of 4:1, poopers to wazzers. Why are people so scared of urinals?

I dont like Urinals.

I dont like standing next to people when peeing.

Also i wipe it... which many think is odd when infact i like my boxers to stay perfectly dry thanks

 

[Diagro]

Hmm I think I have a second deposit ready.
Might quickly go and deal with it before I drive home.

 

[Diagro]

Love this....
It's now become the "tell us when your pooping at work thread"

 

[Diagro]

So...
Got to work, had to run to the loo.
Had a pizza last night, not gone down well....

Fee sorry for anyone else to use this loo later

 

[Diagro]

you followed through?

he most likely had a procedure to remove external hemorrhoids and doing so removed or damage the main blood supply to the area, causing the inability to close the anus sharply once open. Was common back then.

Thus a fart turns into a poo.

Or w/e something else