Poor monday jokes

scorchisio · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:00

So i went to the library, i said to the librarian " i would like a book about the history of lubrication?"

She replied " its in the non friction section!"

On my way to work today i was attacked by a swarm of bees.... they took my nectar card!! I think it was a sting operation

(sorry)

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:01

scorchisio said:
Poor monday jokes

It's Tuesday.

pull2808 · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:08

simulatorman said:
It's Tuesday.

Maybe that was the joke :confused:

J.T · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:09

Thread title better than joke.

gillywibble · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:57

J.T said:
Thread title better than joke.

That must smart

SilverTongue · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:58

Thread ways in too many ways to comprehend

DailyGeek · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:03

I think someone watched FHM Stand Up Hero on ITV4 last night

GravyMonster · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:04

willatwell182 said:
Thread ways in too many ways to comprehend

LOLWUT?

EdGey · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:27

terrible

GravyMonster · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:33

I can't believe Avatar got 9 Oscar nominations. The judges need glasses.

antijoke · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:34

Nice miscalculation on the day.

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:36

John Terry is to star in a remake of the classic film: "A Bridge To Far."

neil3k · 2 Feb 2010 at 15:01

simulatorman said:
John Terry is to star in a remake of the classic film: "A Bridge To Far."

bwahahaha

neil3k · 2 Feb 2010 at 15:03

Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. It's called chocolate and the charlie factory

Beren · 2 Feb 2010 at 15:22

neil3k said:
Hollywood are going to make a film about a black cocaine dealer. It's called chocolate and the charlie factory

Warning, thread may now contain humour.

ChroniC · 2 Feb 2010 at 15:30

I think we should let the dust settle before we make anymore haiti jokes

Ham · 2 Feb 2010 at 15:31

A new drug has been released specifically for depressed lesbians

Tricoxagain

ordinaryjoe · 2 Feb 2010 at 15:44

My Mum was in the garden the other day. I asked her what she was doing, and she said that she was digging a hole in the ground to fill with water... I was slightly worried at first but then my Dad told me "she means well"

Droolinggimp · 2 Feb 2010 at 15:53

I was walking to wokr the other day and slipped on some ice. When I got up my wallet, keys, money were all missing.

It was black ice.

ripped · 2 Feb 2010 at 21:23

ChroniC said:
I think we should let the dust settle before we make anymore haiti jokes

Droolinggimp said:
I was walking to wokr the other day and slipped on some ice. When I got up my wallet, keys, money were all missing.

It was black ice.

Wrong thread, These are Actually good.