Possibly the largest potato in the world.

[Barbie]

I was making myself some dinner this evening, and i stumbled across a monster potato, i just had to eat it.

That's a large tub of marge in the background.

I can't believe i ate the whole thing.

 

[Barbie]

Looks more like a piece of ****.

You're not the first person that has said that to me about it. It wasn't that dark in real life, just the camera didn't pick it up very well

Had it with baked beans and sausages, went down very well.