Voltar's top secret recipe:
Can serve one large man with fierce appetite or 2/3 normal people:
You don't need exact amounts of anything either, and it's fast to prep and cook (10mins should do it) just do it by sight.
Some cherry tomatoes
Some vine tomatoes- not as many as cherry tomatoes. If they are smallish (medium sized) you won't really need more than four.
A head of Garlic
Basil (fresh if poss)
Oregano (ditto as Basil) note, less oregano than basil should be used.
Olive oil- a teaspoon or so in the saucepan.
Gnocchi. Packet is OK. If you can make your own then you're pro. I defy you to eat a whole 400g pack of this. 250g-300g is sufficient for a fiesty tummy.
Should you wish another variety of larger tomato.
Ali-Oli is a winner if you have it
Red Wine (use a healthy splash, third/half of a normal glass) Then drink the rest.
Some Passata or Tomate Frito if you have it. If not add more tomatoes (it will look like tons but it wont be!)*
FINELY chop the garlic. Use minimum 6 cloves.
All pans on heat to the max.
Add salted water to your pasta pan and a drizzle of oil.
Put a drizzle of oil in the saucepan.
Add garlic. Stir it somewhat, doesnt matter if you cba.
Add the tomatoes:
Quarter the cherries, 8th the vines or put into small sections, if you have another variety chop it into small sections (note not finely chopped necessarily)
Add the tomatoes into garlic once you can smell the garlic and hear the sizzle thereof.
stir in order to avoid sticking. Add herbs.
Stir, and if you are fortunate enough to dispose of a wooden spoon, attempt to gently mash the tomatoes as it will make things faster.
Turn the heat down to 4/6 or so. Depending on the ferocity of your hunger.
*
If you choose to use only fresh tomatoes it is advisable to have three different sizes (just not beef toms) and chop a lot. You will have to use lower heat and it will take an hour for full reduction technique to occur. 3/6 heat is permissable. And this one is better if you are going to take hours over it all. NOT recommended for quick food fix.
Water should be boiling.
Add gnocchi or whatever pasta you choose. In this case (10mins ago) I used packet gnocchi.
At this point you should turn the heat of the saucepan down to 2.5-3.5/6
So now, if you have passata at hand you will NOT need more than 250ml. Add a little to the tomatoes and stir it in. Observe the smell and colour. Taste (careful not to burn tongue

) Consistency is at your discretion. About 100-250ml depending on how many tomatoes you have used and depending on how thin you like the consistency of your sauce.
Once satisfied with the consistency, you will notice that something is missing from the flavour. Now, add a splash of wine from the glass you are (or should be) drinking from.
Add a teaspoon or up to 3/4 of a dessert spoon of ali-oli. If you suffer from chronic garlic addiction I suggest you consult medical help as more than a dessert spoon will spoil the taste.
Now the sauce will have a thicker consistency. Keep stirring. Taste (this should be the fourth time you have tasted your sauce)
Now turn the heat of the sauce right down.
Add gnocchi to boiling water.
NOW PAY ATTENTION. As soon as you see them rising (more than 3, less than the entirety of the full amount) Strain them immediately or they will be **** and soft and you will lose.
Strain gnocchi.
Pour into the sauce and stir it so all is coated.
Now pour into man-size bowl or bowls of the others present.
If you are lucky enough to have good parmesan you can add this (generously!) to the dish. It works with, Mozzarella (not too much mind.) Emmenthal, Brie in conjunction with either Emmenthal or Parmesan, Cheddar (Mature but not Vintage).
Serve with any red win you have. Beer is good with it too.
Enjoy. I don't like exact measurements because they never make the required quantity for the individual. Add how much you need and reduce accordingly (can take ages if you put waaaay too much in) and once you know how much you need to eat then it will, I guarantee be a pleaser in ten minutes flat, including prep time
Voltar.