Post an Excuse game.

iamdjdz said:
You get caught in work walking out of the building with an expensive piece of computer equipment by your boss.
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I need to take it home to improve it and reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. Its not a safe procedure for an office environment.


You get caught speeding, but when the cop knocks on your window he notices you're naked.
 
All my clothes were contaminated with sewage i'm just going home to get some more.

You've fallen asleep in the lounge after a hand party session on the sofa and your housemate wakes up to find you lying there with some midget porn going on the telly.
 
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krisboats said:
All my clothes were contaminated with sewage i'm just going home to get some more.

You've fallen asleep in the lounge after a hand party session on the sofa and your housemate wakes up to find you lying there with some midget porn going on the telly.
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My god the tellytubbies have changed.

You go for a quickie in the store with your partner, the place you decide to do it is in the shop window and everyone is looking at you.
 
krisboats said:
All my clothes were contaminated with sewage i'm just going home to get some more.

You've fallen asleep in the lounge after a hand party session on the sofa and your housemate wakes up to find you lying there with some midget porn going on the telly.
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"Why have you been watching midget porn while I was asleep?"
 
I'm sorry Sir, I know I'm late for the register but in my defence it does say "School: Go Slow" in big white letters at the end of the road. So I did.

Only works once though! :D
 
Sash said:
You go for a quickie in the store with your partner, the place you decide to do it is in the shop window and everyone is looking at you.
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This is the store where they tap asses isn't it?


You let one rip in a full lift.
 
Cybermyk said:
You let one rip in a full lift.
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i then continue to list all the ingrediants that it was made from....i tell them its a science test




you and your gf and your m8 ? are finally about to do it but then you remember your penis is much much darker than the rest of your body....they both stare at you waiting for you to drop your pants in the small car (sorry)
 
Amnesia said:
you and your gf and your m8 ? are finally about to do it but then you remember your penis is much much darker than the rest of your body....they both stare at you waiting for you to drop your pants in the small car (sorry)
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You tell them it got caught up in a spit roast.


Thinking you are on your own for the day, you are caught by your girlfriends father whilst wearing his wifes underwear and you're watching Terminator 3 on DVD.
 
Apologise about watching the film and make no mention of the underwear.

After having a heavy night on the town, you awake in a single bed with two naked men and your Girlfriend. You're fully clothed but you've soiled yourself.(Not a solid log, one of those wet ones that seap through your clothing)
 
poopots said:
Apologise about watching the film and make no mention of the underwear.

After having a heavy night on the town, you awake in a single bed with two naked men and your Girlfriend. You're fully clothed but you've soiled yourself.(Not a solid log, one of those wet ones that seap through your clothing)
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Smell this bad boy and stick your girlfriend's head under the sheets. no point making an exuse :P

your girlfriend walks in and catches you trying to feed her pet dog some of your baby batter
 
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kEn_sct said:
Smell this bad boy and stick your girlfriend's head under the sheets. no point making an exuse :P

your girlfriend walks in and catches you trying to feed her pet dog some of your baby batter
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Scientists say it helps their coat.
You sit down to watch a dvd with your gran. Instead of star wars it is Star W*****
 
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