Post your Florida Man Birthday

[DEL 707]

Saw this on reddit.

So here's my birthday.

Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato​

 

[bennyx_o]

Florida man accused of firing urine-filled squirt gun at woman

 

[sidimmu]

Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say​

 

[robfosters]

Florida man accused of stealing gator from golf course, threw it around to teach ‘it a lesson’​

 

[imtoooldforthis]

Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window | Fox News

A Florida man was arrested Monday and charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after allegedly throwing an alligator threw a fast-food chain’s drive-thru window in October.

www.foxnews.com

 

[imtoooldforthis]

 

[Spannerhead]

That's What She Said,' Florida Man Tells Cop After Being Pulled Over and Asked About Bulge

 

[Firestar_3x]

Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion

 

[Diddums]

Investigators: Florida man accused of grandfather’s murder pulls out severed ears during questioning​

 

[Malevolence]

What a day to be born.

 

[Flibster]

Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women'

Ummmm....

 

[Spannerhead]

there must be something in local drinking water in florida ........... can anyone here who lives in florida explain?

 

[gingergundog]

Florida man arrested after allegedly performing botched castration surgery ​

 

[Josh]

Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation.

Very American that

 

[jigger]

Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane​

The word Bang was censored lol. Oh America and your freedom of speech.

 

[Andrew_McP]

What a stupid idea. And yet... compelling!

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom's head​

 

[FBi7]

Florida Man Arrested After Alleged Botched Castration Inside Home​

‘Aww man!’ Florida man tries hiding half a pound of meth under cop car, deputies say​

 

[Chuk_Chuk]

Sorry to be the fun sponge, but this is a good way of working out peoples birthdays which is a security risk.

Just be aware, if you are choosing to get involved.

Edit: I checked mine and it is pretty funny.

 

[jigger]

Sorry to be the fun sponge, but this is a good way of working out peoples birthdays which is a security risk.

Just be aware, if you are choosing to get involved.

Edit: I checked mine and it is pretty funny.

It’s not complete. I’ve done a few and you could make up literally anything. Florida is full of nutters.

 

[wez130]

A Florida man has been charged with killing an alligator and trying to sell its butchered remains