Pouring your heart out online...

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Now there are times when forum chums can assist you with issues or problems in your life. Some people like to keep things a secret, others feel they have to share.

On a forum where there is a good vibe, I can understand this to a degree.

However, using the customer review system for a keyring purchased from certain online store isn't the correct way of doing things.

Check out the loon:

Not sure if I can post a link to the place or name it, they sell all sorts like books, DVDs, Games, Consoles etc etc.

Really solid,no worries about damage in 5 minutes.Very loud with little distortion of the voice.I understood the phrases perfectly but my wife could not catch a couple.The bad news is non replacable batteries but I only paid £4.99....a bargain.

As a recovering alcoholic,this is a brilliant piece of kit-literally a life saver!I intend to use it if tempted to drink as does happen occaisionally.Because if I ever drink again I would be dead within a year due to suicide.I need to hear:"congratulations,you are still alive!",or "Live or die,make your choice",or "Game over",or "Oh yes,there will be blood",or "Let the game begin",or Billy the puppets evil laugh reminding me of the madness of addiction?

As someone who has already attempted suicide I think saw had a point.....make someone fight for their life so they can appreciate the value of it.I did not get better until after I nearly lost my life.Perhaps someone could open the first "Saw Rehabilitation Centre"........."I want to play the game".

Anyway you will need this if you buy the full size toy,as it does not speak...or it is just the right size to fit on an action man & then you need a tricycle & a little suit-let the game begin?
Not recommended for psychotic's,unless your medication is good.As Freddy Kruger said "Please sir,may I have another"-whack!
WTF?

It's a keyring, for a horror movie, and I don't think it should be used to guide you through your addiction rehab.

Call me crazy, but I would rather not allow a £5.00 keyring with a non replacable battery be responsible for keeping me on the straight and narrow if I had a problem with the sauce.

I'm hoping it was a joke review, but it probably isn't.
 
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From reading that I think it was written tongue in cheek, just someone trying to be funny.







Or else someone who's extremely impressionable and should never be let near any TV violence such as Saw.
 
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