Praying Woman ....hit by lightning!

Ultra_Extreme · 31 May 2006 at 04:16

lol, its not so much the event that makes me laugh as the womans reaction that she is now 'blessed to be alive', which probably sums up the ludricously blinkered north american christian belief system.

AOL Linky

EDIT

Even more worrying. Look at these stats from the site

What do you make of this story?

It's just a coincidence 39%
Who knows? 31%
It's divine intervention 30%
Total Votes: 34,179

So outta 30 odd thousand americans, a third believe that god did it.....

Raymond Lin · 31 May 2006 at 04:45

her prayers got answered !

pinkacidbootson · 31 May 2006 at 04:48

Maybe God finally cracked under the pressure of all the praying and tried to communicate his anger through this very un-subtle sign?

Raikiri · 31 May 2006 at 04:50

"If one more person asks to win the lottery I swear..."

yak.h'cir · 31 May 2006 at 05:37

some AOL dude said:
I hear the **** stain in her panties looks just like jesus

cyKey · 31 May 2006 at 05:38

I bet she was a bit shocked.

Kaiju · 31 May 2006 at 06:58

Had to happen at some point.

theleg · 31 May 2006 at 07:09

I liked this comment in the discussion area

I think this was just a freak thing, but to all you athiest, get used to seeing balls of fire where you are going!

fieldy · 31 May 2006 at 07:15

well I dont belive in God so he dosent belive in me, phew no holy lightning for me then

MoNkeE · 31 May 2006 at 07:17

fieldy said:
well I dont belive in God so he dosent belive in me, phew no holy lightning for me then

You do know it doesn't work like that, right?

-RaZ

KizZ · 31 May 2006 at 07:26

Hmmm. Dont know what to say.

VeNT · 31 May 2006 at 09:06

lol pwnt

squiffy · 31 May 2006 at 10:48

Bit alarmed at the responses on the AOL forum, saying that God protected her. So if someone survives a accident God protected them, if they didn't survive they weren't saved by God?

What's the flaw in that logic? :rolleyes:

Ultra_Extreme · 31 May 2006 at 11:19

no, no ,no! If you survive an accident God saved you. If you die in an accident then he 'works in mysterious ways' he cant lose can he?

I wish everytime i forgot something people would go "oh look, theres Ultra, being mysterious again" tbh

gord · 31 May 2006 at 12:14

Ultra_Extreme said:
I wish everytime i forgot something people would go "oh look, theres Ultra, being mysterious again" tbh

Haha, definitely...

<Ultra walks in 5 hours late for work>

<bossman> "Dont worry, its all part of a bigger picture" </bossman>

Vonhelmet · 31 May 2006 at 12:27

fieldy said:
well I dont belive in God so he dosent belive in me, phew no holy lightning for me then

Did you by any chance attend the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal School Of Logic?

Darkwave · 31 May 2006 at 12:30

I would keep an eye on her for any developing superpowers and the like.

-gem- · 31 May 2006 at 12:32

vonhelmet said:
Did you by any chance attend the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal School Of Logic?

eh? i thought he's just found some kind of bible loophole

Freeman · 31 May 2006 at 12:40

As harsh as it seems, i would have cracked up laughing if i had seen that (obviously if she wasn't seriously hurt)

Nitefly · 31 May 2006 at 12:41

Ultra_Extreme said:
So outta 30 odd thousand americans, a third believe that god did it.....

No, out of 30,000 americans, 1/3 of them have a sense of humour.