Prepare for Imminant Spider Invasion

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That's right Pancy types run for the hills screaming & holding your skirt tails as the SPIDERZ are coming to get you.

Due to the Excellent breeding conditions last year you can expect Untold Spiders & Daddy long legs this year.
This will have a good knock on effect for all those Animals that feed on them which will in turn mean an Invasion of them next year, Nature, Great isn't it.

 

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spider season would have happened already? its starting to get cold already as we enter the winter months killing them off?

summer is when you expect to see a lot of spiders?

Wrong !!!
They move into Your Houses during the Winter to lay babies in your Nostrils whilst you sleep, When born the babies feed on your bogeys & brains.

There have been loads in the house over the last few weeks. Last couple of years most were less than the size of a pound but this year they were as wide as a £5 note!
, yuk.

^^ See !!!

The Proof is out there you just have to know where to look.

BEWARE THE WOLF SPIDER !!!

 

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Did I mention that I'd started a Online Conker supply store.

 

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Don't worry, They are coming for Grimley !!!