Prepare to wince...

gumbald · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:02

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7131532.stm

Fire crew aid in penis operation

It is understood the man, aged in his 40s, was given an anaesthetic.

I should hope so!

Greenlizard0 · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:03

BBC said:
A spokeswoman for Royal Wigan Infirmary said they were unable to comment about the incident.

Damnit.

cuppy tea · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:03

My eyes watered.

Sonea Fifer · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:04

They used a "Mini hand grinder" :eek:

Thats gonna sting in the morning !

gumbald · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:05

He's too old for claims of a student dare

Tom0 · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:05

OUCH

what was his manhood doing in a pipe anyway :confused:

Ben M · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:06

teach him not to have intercourse with pieces of plumbing...

gumbald · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:07

They should name and shame. Surprised he hasn't been put on the Sex Offenders Register!

Azagoth · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:09

BBC Article said:
The firefighters placed a thin sheet of metal around his penis to protect the skin while removing the ring, which appeared to have been cut off from the end of a pipe.

It does beg the question, what the hell was doing putting the purple-headed womb broom into a metal pipe in the first place? Just imagine the sheer horror that this poor guy went through in that split second where he realised that yes, I am going to have call the fire brigade now!

gumbald · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:10

Was the rest of the pipe still attached when he rang you reckon? Someone must know someone who works at Wigan hospital

MHayes · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:11

Yup. This is why I never make em too small....

gumbald · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:13

MHayes said:
Yup. This is why I never make em too small....

Erm?

JAMAL · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:21

Sonea Fifer said:
They used a "Mini hand grinder"

Jeremy beadle released a line of power tools then!

AJUK · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:25

Come on, we want more details "which appeared to have been cut off from the end of a pipe" just isn't good enough. Why did he have his knob in the end of a bit of pipe!

Glad the lad is OK though and I think the lesson has been learned.

Sonea Fifer · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:39

All I can add is thank god no ones posted a:-

yet

kieranv · 6 Dec 2007 at 19:42

gumbald said:
They should name and shame. Surprised he hasn't been put on the Sex Offenders Register!

hmm, this is a valid point, if a man gets put on it for having sex with a bike, why not for having sex with a piece of plumbing?

camels5 · 6 Dec 2007 at 20:22

Tom0 said:
OUCH

what was his manhood doing in a pipe anyway

Much safer to get a bike surely

Ben M · 6 Dec 2007 at 20:26

camels5 said:
Much safer to get a bike surely

well the bike method has been tried and tested...

i-bert · 6 Dec 2007 at 20:32

Wouldn't it have been easier to have put him in a cold bath?

If you know what i mean?

GreenMint · 6 Dec 2007 at 20:56

yeeesh! nasty!

He should head to www.bedroompleasures.co.uk if he wants a cheap "chicken" ring instead of a DIY jobbie