PROOF -- Santa IS a Scotsman
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He gives people stuff for free, he can't be Scottish.
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I'll leave out a bottle of buckfast and a GIRO slip then.
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I met santa tonight....in glasgow....he was on the 263 home 
i also med a 30+ woman who hurted my man bits 
i also med a 30+ woman who hurted my man bits
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Mickey_D said:
Dont start....i can think of better things taht being dry humped by some weird woman that was moaning about there being no led zeplin ,ACDC or iron maiden.....it was all fedde le grande and greenday...i was wasted.
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this thread made me think of something i saw in a junk email i had to filter out from my work's customer support system.
"I have just considered that perhaps the offspring of an octoroon and a scotsman is a macaroon."
it was just so random i burst out laughing. no idea what an octoroon is either, i'm tihnking its a made up thing.
"I have just considered that perhaps the offspring of an octoroon and a scotsman is a macaroon."
it was just so random i burst out laughing. no idea what an octoroon is either, i'm tihnking its a made up thing.
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Jonny ///M said:i also med a 30+ woman who hurted my man bits
Wear a kilt out and it will be 30+ (this be amount) 30+ (and this be age) women groping you, so look on the bright side your night could have been much worse. It seems like a kilt is a big sign, particularly to middle-aged women saying "I want to be touched inappropriately".
semi-pro waster said:
I've been touched inappropriately by a South African lad who doubted that I wasn't wearing underwear under my kilt. He stuck his hand up and grabbed my arse.
Same thing happened at a wedding just recently, except it was my mate's girlfriend sticking her hand up there so not quite so weird!
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semi-pro waster said:
hurray for dundee
I wore (or should that be whore...) my kilt out in Switerland 2 nights ago.... never again.
Im used to foreigners being intereted, and the girls giving lots of smiles and comments, and of course they are all desperate to know what is underneath.
In switzerland the girls (and even the guys ) are seemingly a lot more curious and a lot less inhibited! Now do't get me wrong, I quite like letting a hot girl sliding a sexy hand up my thigh just to check it out- but they should ask my permission first.
However, what is totally inapropriate is lifting my kilt and trying to take photos!!!
It didn't happen just the once, but 3 times, 3 different people (2 girls and 1 guy), tried to get photographic evidence to settle the deabte with photographic evidence!
Im used to foreigners being intereted, and the girls giving lots of smiles and comments, and of course they are all desperate to know what is underneath.
In switzerland the girls (and even the guys
) are seemingly a lot more curious and a lot less inhibited! Now do't get me wrong, I quite like letting a hot girl sliding a sexy hand up my thigh just to check it out- but they should ask my permission first. However, what is totally inapropriate is lifting my kilt and trying to take photos!!!
It didn't happen just the once, but 3 times, 3 different people (2 girls and 1 guy), tried to get photographic evidence to settle the deabte with photographic evidence!
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Dear god at the photo ones.....i wore a kilt from my mums wedding into town......the birds flock to be honest....anyway....trashjed a flat party.....for the win. Toodles.