Pub Quiz Names - Witty, rude, and down right wrong...

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:24

If you have any rude ones, try and improvise with the words, or star it out. I need some good suggestions for my team name next Monday.

One that made me laugh was 'There's no I in Team, but there's a U in **** (slang for a female body part!)'

And the overused, Fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Anyone got some original ones?

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:50

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look"

Perfect

Should get a few laughs. Anyone able to top this?

This is another that gets used a bit... "Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber"

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:57

semi-pro waster said:
Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

Nearly the most I've laughed in my own company. It's embarrasing.

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 15:00

Semi-pro-waster - you've taken the show.

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 15:20

iamdjdz said:
I have altzeimer's but at least I don't have altzeimer's.

Pretty good.

Too many to choose from now, gnna have to save this thread and use them each week.

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 15:33

double post