Public toilets should play loud music by law

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Whilst having a tinkle in the toilet a guy forced out a huge chocolate mudmonkey with comical sound effects.

I hate it when all cubicles are in use and there is that awkward quiet session where no one makes a sound, then suddenly someone gets the confidence let rip.

Music should be played at all times to avoid this situation.

My choice of song would be Salt n Pepa - Push it! :D
 
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DO you ever get the giggles though when its totally silent and someone lets out a ripper?!

Then there is the "flush rush" which i have used before... Wait for the flush from one of the cubicles, then go for it, see if you can get the noisy business done before the flush noise subsides :D

ALWAYS!

Often the giggles come from the guy who let rip! :D
 
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