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I was in swansea's jumpin jacks night club, walking minding my own business, when this complete *** ran to me from the side and fullout swung for me and hit me on the top right of my jaw clean.
my head turned a bit and kinda like a wrestler when they are slapped but this was a full on smack.
now I dont know what this guy was thinking but he certainly cant give a punch. I literally turned to him smiled, and then shouted "what the **** do you think your doing!?" Grabbed him by left arm and shoulder, stuck leg behind his and lifted him clean off the floor, head hitting the wooden flooring first, followed by him back, followed by my knees on his arms.
Im a big lad, I weigh 15 stone and it aint all fat. I had my knees on his arms to cause him some pain but more to the point to stop him from struggling. said "If your going to hit someone when they arent looking - here's the proper way to hit them!" raised left fist in line to shoulder, twisted upper body left, dipped right shoulder and snapped it all into their opposite positions respectfully.
result - 10 seconds of black for him, guilty concious for me. I called bouncers and said "some guy just smacked me in the face for no reason" they said "Point him out" went up to the guy who was standing talking to his mate not 2 meters away from the incident and he got kicked out.
it was honestly very surreal. I have never seen someone for no reason blindly charge at someone and full out smack them in the face and not expect anything.
what worried me more is the fact I didnt even hesitate to knock the guy out. If I had hit him in the eye/cheek/jaw/nose I would have done serious damage for sure and it would have put me up the creek. I am the most laid back person I have ever met, nobody has ever made me so angry for attacking me, I always try to break up fights but I completely lost the plot. everyone around me was on my side and couldnt believe he done it but its not the point.
I feel really good for teaching an idiot for happy slapping, but I feel bad for hitting him when he was down.
I was in swansea's jumpin jacks night club, walking minding my own business, when this complete *** ran to me from the side and fullout swung for me and hit me on the top right of my jaw clean.
my head turned a bit and kinda like a wrestler when they are slapped but this was a full on smack.
now I dont know what this guy was thinking but he certainly cant give a punch. I literally turned to him smiled, and then shouted "what the **** do you think your doing!?" Grabbed him by left arm and shoulder, stuck leg behind his and lifted him clean off the floor, head hitting the wooden flooring first, followed by him back, followed by my knees on his arms.
Im a big lad, I weigh 15 stone and it aint all fat. I had my knees on his arms to cause him some pain but more to the point to stop him from struggling. said "If your going to hit someone when they arent looking - here's the proper way to hit them!" raised left fist in line to shoulder, twisted upper body left, dipped right shoulder and snapped it all into their opposite positions respectfully.
result - 10 seconds of black for him, guilty concious for me. I called bouncers and said "some guy just smacked me in the face for no reason" they said "Point him out" went up to the guy who was standing talking to his mate not 2 meters away from the incident and he got kicked out.
it was honestly very surreal. I have never seen someone for no reason blindly charge at someone and full out smack them in the face and not expect anything.
what worried me more is the fact I didnt even hesitate to knock the guy out. If I had hit him in the eye/cheek/jaw/nose I would have done serious damage for sure and it would have put me up the creek. I am the most laid back person I have ever met, nobody has ever made me so angry for attacking me, I always try to break up fights but I completely lost the plot. everyone around me was on my side and couldnt believe he done it but its not the point.
I feel really good for teaching an idiot for happy slapping, but I feel bad for hitting him when he was down.
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but seriously im sick of the chavs in swansea, guaranteed to see many fights on a weekend, almost got dragged into one a couple of weeks ago when these 2 guys started on my mate in walkabouts
you dont think things like that happen in real life?......