punched in the face.

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ok get this

I was in swansea's jumpin jacks night club, walking minding my own business, when this complete *** ran to me from the side and fullout swung for me and hit me on the top right of my jaw clean.

my head turned a bit and kinda like a wrestler when they are slapped but this was a full on smack.

now I dont know what this guy was thinking but he certainly cant give a punch. I literally turned to him smiled, and then shouted "what the **** do you think your doing!?" Grabbed him by left arm and shoulder, stuck leg behind his and lifted him clean off the floor, head hitting the wooden flooring first, followed by him back, followed by my knees on his arms.

Im a big lad, I weigh 15 stone and it aint all fat. I had my knees on his arms to cause him some pain but more to the point to stop him from struggling. said "If your going to hit someone when they arent looking - here's the proper way to hit them!" raised left fist in line to shoulder, twisted upper body left, dipped right shoulder and snapped it all into their opposite positions respectfully.

result - 10 seconds of black for him, guilty concious for me. I called bouncers and said "some guy just smacked me in the face for no reason" they said "Point him out" went up to the guy who was standing talking to his mate not 2 meters away from the incident and he got kicked out.

it was honestly very surreal. I have never seen someone for no reason blindly charge at someone and full out smack them in the face and not expect anything.

what worried me more is the fact I didnt even hesitate to knock the guy out. If I had hit him in the eye/cheek/jaw/nose I would have done serious damage for sure and it would have put me up the creek. I am the most laid back person I have ever met, nobody has ever made me so angry for attacking me, I always try to break up fights but I completely lost the plot. everyone around me was on my side and couldnt believe he done it but its not the point.

I feel really good for teaching an idiot for happy slapping, but I feel bad for hitting him when he was down.
 
Sorry mate. Pull the other one.

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very mature.

ya security wasnt on the ball that night. sorry no tube vids - wasnt at the top of my agenda at the time.
 
Finish Him!

Nawh..in all honesty if I got as far as restraining him, i'd have a hard time stopping myself hitting him back I think.

Eye for an eye maybe, you want to make me suffer through some pain, have some yourself.

Just like being nice to me will get you the same back.

yeah if I hadnt had lost the plot so much I wouldnt have hit him when he was down he had no chance getting back up. he was with a friend but I didnt know that at the time - you just assume they are when in swansea - if you are in a fight, you can always expect the guys friend or even a random to jump in on you. I guess I was lucky nobody else thought of hitting me.

when I took the bouncer over to him he was standing talking to a mate, but his mate made no effort to get me off him or help him and everyone else was just standing there looking.

I guess thats just the society we live in today where people would rather watch you suffer than help you out :(...
 
Theres your problem right there:D but seriously im sick of the chavs in swansea, guaranteed to see many fights on a weekend, almost got dragged into one a couple of weeks ago when these 2 guys started on my mate in walkabouts

I think your getting jacks mixed up with flairs ;) now that place is rough! never had a problem with jacks....
 
i've only been there a few times(jacks), will be honest didnt see a fight in there, just think the place is a bit of a dive lol, flairs is now rough! man i remember going there (years ago mind) and it was just full of randoms was definately "safe" at the time.

everyone that is kicked out/banned from time/jacks goes to flairs.

time is closed down now as its turning to oceana, when it opens up its supposed to be merging with jacks so it will be the biggest night club in the uk. :)

it'll be like 5 floors now: ground floor, lower 1st, lower 2nd, upper first, upper second. thats gonna be pretty damn big. I mean time & envy handled 5000, jacks can hold 2000, between the 2 clubs was orange house which will now be merged into oceana too which could hold about 1000... I mean these are big numbers....
 
yeah, im hoping that the new club will get all the chavs there instead lol, so wine street will be quiet enough to actually get to the bar without a half hour wait

not gonna happen, play is for the chavs - thats where they will stay.

on a side note I went into a conservative pub last night.... got quickly ushered out by old men haha
 
Very mature? Whereas showing off to the internet that you (apparently) punched a guy in the face and with one punch (apparently) knocked him out and (apparently) making everyone in the club love you is the pinnacle of maturity?

Hypothetically, if (a big if I hasten to add) you did do it - why do you need to tell the world?

wow honestly if you dont believe it then stfu and move on. I dont need to hear sarcastic bs. I never said people there loved me you mellowdramatic cyber queen.

Im not trying to justify my actions nor do I agree with the worser part of it. Im simply stating on this forum (yes the whole world resides in this very forum!) and in turn it has come to a thread where people would say what they had done in the given situation.

if you dont like the thread put your keyboard back in your mouth and gtfo
 
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