Punching yourself in the face

I've been smacked in the face by the rear "Barn Door" of my trailer,gust of wind swung the door round square into my mush - knocked me clean off my feet & hurt like **** !!!
 
about 8 years ago was in a nightclub and lad i knew threw a chair at some lad! completely missed him and caught me square on in the face! i was knocked out for about 12 mins then when i came around i was lying on a sofa with the worst headache ever!

next morning i couldn't even breath properly i went hospital and when he threw the chair it also smashed 2 of my ribs! :(

i actually never got to see the guy who did it as he was in the Army and was later killed in Iraq!

:( sad, funny, true story!
 
I once jumped up and put my weight on a wheely bin lid to get it to close but jumped too high and managed to get my man part stuck in the lid with my full weight on it. That wasn't enjoyable.
 
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haha reminds me of a time back in school when were all doing high jumps in PE, someone managed to jump, clear the bar and when he landed kneed himself in the face.

He had a black eye for weeks
 
I went first when myself and a few mates decided jumping off a community centre roof onto an old matress would be a good idea. It occurred to me on the way down that I hadnt really thought about how I was going to land, I then hit the matress (which was so old I may as well have aimed for the ground) and managed to knee myself in the face so ******* hard. Oddly enough no one else fancied having a go :D.
 
I bit my tongue in half when I was about 14 - was trying to pull a plank off a half made raft and my hands slipped off and smashed my chin... apparently I stick my tongue out when doing stuff.

Best part was cycling home for half an hour straight after ... my mum then freaked and took me to A&E :(
 
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