Question

[Blackhawk47]

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

 

[Dunks]

Maybe.

 

[Biohazard]

No.

 

[SamG]

Well sir, of course, he could, but then again... wow, as melon-scratchers go that's a honey-doodle.

 

[Gaygle]

No, but he could with some spam.

 

[ElliorR]

No as he is fictitious.

 

[SideWinder]

No as he is fictitious.

Ah here we go! \o/

 

[Randomface74]

Jesus isn't real, burritos aren't real, microwaves aren't real, and you are not real.

So sure, why not.

 

[ash_scotland88]

No, as that would require God like powers.
Jesus only bent the laws of the universe, God created them.

 

[kylew]

No as he is fictitious.

The story of your early life is fictitious, you are actually adopted.

 

[BunnyKillBot]

No. The solids in the burrito would turn to liquids, the liquids would turn to gases would combust with the air in the microwave altering the tastey goodness of the burrito, the gases to plasmas, and the plasmas would transcend a time plain hopping dimensions into the Belly of God.

Alternatively, is it actually possible for a microwave to make things that hot? Wouldn't there be a limit? Doesn't the microwave only act on the water molecules, so if all the water evaporates it would just heat the space around the burrito and not the burrito itself?

 

[TheCenturion]

No. The solids in the burrito would turn to liquids, the liquids would turn to gases would combust with the air in the microwave altering the tastey goodness of the burrito, the gases to plasmas, and the plasmas would transcend a time plain hopping dimensions into the Belly of God.

Alternatively, is it actually possible for a microwave to make things that hot? Wouldn't there be a limit? Doesn't the microwave only act on the water molecules, so if all the water evaporates it would just heat the space around the burrito and not the burrito itself?

But the microwave is a close system, so where would the water evaporate to?