Quick Jokes!

[Bakedgoods]

Post your short jokes

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Two muslims walk into a bar. Boom Boom!.

 

[Danger Phoenix]

Two Muslims get lost in Tescos... every little helps!











Offence only intended for the Terrorist Muslims!

 

[Phate]

have you met my friend double barrel? he only says 3 wrods

*click click* BANG

 

[Bakedgoods]

Two Muslims get lost in Tescos... every little helps!

Hahahaaha

 

[ScarySquirrel]

A monkey walks into a bar and asks "A pint of Fosters please"
The barman replies "No, you're a monkey. Get out"








Yes I did just make that up

 

[Helium_Junkie]

Two fish in a tank....

I'm not even going to finish it.

*grabs coat*

 

[chiggz]

7 ate 9

 

[colinuk]

deer with no eyes..........

no i deer

deer with no legs and no eyes

still no i deer....

 

[Butters]

Why did Susie fall off the swing?





She had no arms!



Why did Susie fall off her bike?





She got hit by a Fridge Freezer

The end

 

[Amp34]

7 ate 9

How did you forget the most important part!?!?!

Why was 6 scared?

 

[milkinc13]

i mean no offence

Liverpool airport was closed for about 3 hours today as a suspicious car was found in there. On closer investigation the police found that it had all of it's wheels, still had a radio and it was taxed.

 

[Father Ted]

Why wasn't Jesus born in Birmingham?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

 

[Droolinggimp]

Two muslims walk into a bar. Boom Boom!.

Hahahaha. not heard that one before.. Quality..

 

[Azagoth]

Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman say's "Get out, you're bard"!

 

[Reeve]

Darth Vader

Funniest thing in this thread so far

 

[G-MAN2004]

These are actually alright, lol.

When I scrolled down and saw Darth Vader I loled.

 

[semi-pro waster]

A monkey walks into a bar and asks "A pint of Fosters please"
The barman replies "No, you're a monkey. Get out"

We have an heir to monkeypants, damn.

Afraid this isn't a very short joke but it is probably the best clean one I can think of right now.

Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster.
The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question.
His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."

 

[4p]

i mean no offence

Liverpool airport was closed for about 3 hours today as a suspicious car was found in there. On closer investigation the police found that it had all of it's wheels, still had a radio and it was taxed.

I think only a Manc will truely love that one, like me

 

[Taff]

An irishman went for a job interview as a Blacksmith. When asked if he had any experience shoeing horses he said "no, but I once told a donkey to **** off"