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OMG! I went to do some shredding and when I came back to my desk there was a tiny black and white spider on my desk, tried to get a picture of it but the damn thing is too fast and when I got near it was rearing up on it's back legs waving it's fangs at me!

It's a small black and white spider, just watched it climb all over the desk divide and it jumped off my managers paper tray onto the desk!

Any guesses what it could be?

 

[antijoke]

Never seen a garden spider like this before.

 

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I think it's plotting my demise, it's sat on top of the divider watching me.

OMG, better post about it on OcUK!

Why not, someone might be able to identify it when I put up some pics.

 

[antijoke]

Get a cup and let it onto someone elses desk then?

I blew it onto my managers desk.

Poke it in the direction of the shredder ...

He headed off that way.

 

[antijoke]

funny you should say that, he walked all over my stapler, then decided he didn't want it and jumped onto the desk.

Had a look on the identify a UK spider page but nothing that looks like it in the jumping section.

 

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Yes indeed, that was the little thing.

 

[antijoke]

lol, it was a kind of tongue in cheek post, was just trying a little harder than, "what's this spider?"