Quickest way to humanely kill a small fish ?

[Blanket]

Hammer

 

[Dandle]

Hammer it, thats what i do with the small half dead animals that my cats come home with. Nice and quick and no question if its still alive.

 

[West]

Head off with a knife.
Remains > Toilet.

 

[^TANK^]

stamp on it

+1

 

[Converge]

Brick.

 

[AtreuS]

If you dont want it to suffer in any way just smack its head with a brick, an instantly squished brain cant feel pain.

 

[meghatronic]

Smack it's head on the desk (optionally ask it where the bomb is) then cut it's head off.

 

[Cybermyk]

Freeze it, maybe one day they'll find a cure

 

[Strife212]

Put it in a cup of water then put it in the microwave

 

[MeatLoaf]

Either drop it into boiling water or throw it hard against a hard surface, 2nd option is a bit messy so the first one is instant

 

[sigma]

Axe

 

[BigglesPiP]

OMNOMNOM

 

[A.N.Other]

Either drop it into boiling water or throw it hard against a hard surface, 2nd option is a bit messy so the first one is instant

How the hell would that be instant? If you were dropped in boiling water, it certainly wouldn't be an instant death.

Generally you just give it a fish a few quick slaps on a rock or something, so just throw it at the ground. Or use a knife.

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

Go outside and throw it down a grid. Easy peasy.

 

[Shamikebab]

grenade

 

[DampCat]

flush it down the loo and be done with it.

 

[BigglesPiP]

Depth charge should do the trick.

 

[Housey]

Asssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

 

[MrKeeno]

Ive owned tropical fish for years and the most humane way to kill a fish is to put it into a small container of freezing water and place it in the freezer.

Fishy will go to sleep.

 

[BigglesPiP]

Ive owned tropical fish for years and the most humane way to kill a fish is to put it into a small container of freezing water and place it in the freezer.

Fishy will go to sleep.

And you get a mildly amusing ice-pop.