Quiz Score 'Funny Quotes'..

Simian

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Hi Guys'

I'm in the middle of putting together a Christmas Quiz for our last day at work, I've got my 100 questions (General knowledge, Sport, Entertainment, Logo round etc...) and I've worked out the scoring sheets and everything...

The thing I stuck on and need the creative and slightly off the wall humor of you lot for is this!...

I need a classing of scores with silly quotes/insults on how bad you are if your in a certain group... or if you can point me at a website!!..

EG: scored between 0 and 25: your a thick person from the town of thickie, in the borough of thicknes!.

See I said I need your help!!..

Anyhew.. the groups are:

Between 1 and 25 out of 100:


Between 26 and 50 out of 100:


Between 51 and 75 out of 100:


Between 76 and 100 out of 100:

Remember its a Christmas quiz... so Christmassy insults would be great too!!..

Any help would be great!... Cheers..
Sim. :)
 
To be honest putting terrible humour into the score grouping is pretty lame. Nobody cares about the scores except those who are very serious in life anyway and wouldn't appreciate humour.
 
Just watch Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week and HIGNFY and you should pick up some humorous points comments.

"It appears we have several people who dont like points.. racists!"
"Punks love points. Down with the establishment!!.. but can I have another point?"
 
PaulLambeth said:
To be honest putting terrible humour into the score grouping is pretty lame. Nobody cares about the scores except those who are very serious in life anyway and wouldn't appreciate humour.
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Pah... Boring old fart!!... :D 'Its for ****'s and Giggles' :p

Someone with a creative funny bone must be on here somewhere!!.. :D
 
0-25-----You know when that red nosed reindeer who thought he could be one of the in crowd?? He's smarter then you

25-50-----You cheated and still didnt beat 50?? No presents from santa for you

cant really think of the other 2? its easier to take the mick out of stuid people.
 
0-25----You aren't fit to shovel Rudolphs ****

26-50----Even the Elves are lauging at you...

51-75----Mrs Claus has been giving you the eye - or - have a mince pie!

76-100----Congratulations, you get to ride up front! - or - You are now qualified to reorganize Santas workshop, as clearly you have the brain power to determine the best usage of elves time thus increasing productiviy, office morale and the general atmosphere in the buildng. Ill see you first thing tomorrow morning, wrap up warm!
 
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danielmp007 said:
0-25-----You know when that red nosed reindeer who thought he could be one of the in crowd?? He's smarter then you

25-50-----You cheated and still didnt beat 50?? No presents from santa for you

cant really think of the other 2? its easier to take the mick out of stuid people.
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Bennie-Mac said:
0-25----You aren't fit to shovel Rudolphs ****

26-50----Even the Elves are lauging at you...

51-75----Mrs Claus has been giving you the eye - or - have a mince pie!

76-100----Congratulations, you get to ride up front! - or - You are now qualified to reorganize Santas workshop, as clearly you have the brain power to determine the best usage of elves time thus increasing productiviy, office morale and the general atmosphere in the buildng. Ill see you first thing tomorrow morning, wrap up warm!
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Spanking!!... Keep em comming!!... I'll definatly use some of these!! :cool:
 
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