R Kelly - Closet

[cleanbluesky]

He looks at the closet
*ooh*
I pull out my Baretta
*ooh*
He walks up to the closet
*closet*
He comes up to the closet
*closet*
Now he's at the closet
*closet*
Now he's opening the closet...
*closet* ... *closet* ... *closet*



WHen willl those spacktards learn its called a wardrobe?

 

[Drizmod]

I think he likes Jackos 'in the closet'

 

[slothmeister]

Lol, just watched the first 5, this man is a genius!

Hell of a violent bugger though, going to slap women, choke women, shooting women, do we see a pattern emerging here? Maybe he's a little more friendly with rufus than we thought.

Now to hunt for the other ones!

 

[marlos]

Just seen 1 to 22 and this is the best thing i've watched in ages.

"Kelly announced the next installment of chapters for release in the Summer of 2009. He is quoted as saying, "The past chapters are nothing compared to these."

 

[krooton]

Thread necro!

Halfway through this after a colleague recommended it.

It is as utterly moronic as it is sheer genius.

 

[the shadow]

I'm too deep in these streets

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Breaking news here in South Park Tom Cruise and John Travolta still won't come out of the closet. Park County Police have decided to try a new method...

I've been ask to come up here and get you both outta the closet, Man this is some crazy **** here. Why won't you both just come out the closet, n they said?

We're not comin out the closet, so you can just go away...

But Evryone wants you out the closet...

That doesn't matter coz we're gonna stay.

Now I'm startin to get angry,

SO I PULL OUT MAH GUN!

*Screams*

 

[Weebull]

Yeah, I think I'll watch these all again.

Good call.