Random Sentences

Amleto · 23 Mar 2006 at 18:55

Doohickey said:
"So's your face."

So's your face always makes sense.

Of course we're going to throw poo at them!

Duke · 23 Mar 2006 at 18:57

"VTEC JUST KICKED IN, YO!"

Blackstar · 23 Mar 2006 at 19:00

's cool though

theres always rice left over

Garp · 23 Mar 2006 at 19:40

Pull my finger!

Are you sure you don't want another cup of tea, vicar?

I took the blue pill.

It's not that I don't like you, its just that... well... actually it is that I don't like you.

The line in my sig is quite good: "Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes".

Big Chris · 23 Mar 2006 at 19:56

If you take a baby seal and hit it in the face really hard for about six weeks, you can actually turn it into a rather fetching hat.

- Chris Morris

MaxPower · 23 Mar 2006 at 20:00

Doohickey said:
"So's your face."

So's your face always makes sense.

"No it doesn't!"

"So's your face"

PardonTheWait · 23 Mar 2006 at 20:01

MaxPower said:
"No it doesn't!"

"So's your face"

Makes sense to me.

Martynt74 · 23 Mar 2006 at 20:08

Duke said:
"VTEC JUST KICKED IN, YO!"

Ok it's worrying since i was about to post "I got Vtec Yo

j00ni · 23 Mar 2006 at 20:16

The Chuckle Brothers exist I tell you, they're more than just children's scary stories!

Kreeeee · 23 Mar 2006 at 20:23

Velocity219e said:
Jonny was a scientist,
Jonny is no more,
What he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4

He was a chemist actually

KotFM · 23 Mar 2006 at 21:14

Velocity219e said:
We have a whiteboard full of wierd magnetic phrases here ... one second

picked three of the funniest ones ...

"More disdain should love voodoo"

"You can't fight a cliche"

"Put loyalty over anxiety"

"You will watch me drool over delirious puppys" (slightly disturbing)
"We keep mother locked in the cellar" (even more disturbing)

Most of the others are too smutty to be posted on a family forum

FerretBoy · 23 Mar 2006 at 21:16

merry Tuesday

robhough · 23 Mar 2006 at 21:22

Don't Ask. Don't Get.

Never **** on your own doorstep

Duke · 23 Mar 2006 at 22:13

"The Umpa-Lumpa told me to do it.."

yermum · 23 Mar 2006 at 22:19

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies prefer bananas.

MR_Punk · 24 Mar 2006 at 14:22

Do we have a winner then?

+44

TbirdX · 24 Mar 2006 at 14:31

Suddenly, my cow exploded...

And I said, "I don't think you're a greengrocer at all, you've just done a plop in the wrong lavatory..."

Shikkaka · 24 Mar 2006 at 14:47

Spunj99 said:
The Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.

lol lol. Bruce Almight! Quality film.

MR_Punk · 24 Mar 2006 at 15:17

Steameh said:
lol lol. Bruce Almight! Quality film.

Top Notch Film!!!

+44

Nitefly · 24 Mar 2006 at 15:20

You can have no slaughter without laughter