Someone I know is on FB is instigating a rap battle anyway I'm rubbish at rhyming can someone come up with a response to
EU referendum rap battle, anyone? I just penned this little rhyme, whilst enjoying a nice fresh, imported Camembert. Got to get my ill educated two pennies worth in, like everyone else. Check it out;
"We'll be stronger if we leave" that's BrExits pitch,
But don't you think we'll wind up as America's little bitch?
Do you want to be in bed with trigger happy Trump,
Whilst taking one from Boris?
No, I'd rather go and jump.
Our problems are not down to the EU or migration,
There's a few psychos with too much power, that's the situation.
If we leave, yeah, we'll save on the EU members fee,
But The Institute for Fiscal Studies clearly states that we,
will wind up in a worse state, financially.
The fee is one or two pence in every pound of tax.
What's the EU done for us? Let's look at the facts.
Worker and consumer rights, higher minimum wage,
Environmental targets, standing united on the stage.
Think of all the hassle of changing all the laws.
"Yes, Boris, take your shot, I'm down here on all fours!"
The economists like Martin Lewis, seem to say the same.
When you see the cuts and jobs are scarcer, who you gonna blame?
Those Eaton boys in power, who do they represent?
They won't fix your broken nose or help you pay the rent.
UKIP, BNP, Britain First all want to leave,
Everyone else advises 'stay', who do you believe?
GreenPeace, Unison, Chief Exec of the NHS,
say that if we leave, we'll be in deeper mess.
No one really knows! Make your mind up, have your say.
I choose the lesser of two evils, I'll be voting to stay.
EU referendum rap battle, anyone? I just penned this little rhyme, whilst enjoying a nice fresh, imported Camembert. Got to get my ill educated two pennies worth in, like everyone else. Check it out;
"We'll be stronger if we leave" that's BrExits pitch,
But don't you think we'll wind up as America's little bitch?
Do you want to be in bed with trigger happy Trump,
Whilst taking one from Boris?
No, I'd rather go and jump.
Our problems are not down to the EU or migration,
There's a few psychos with too much power, that's the situation.
If we leave, yeah, we'll save on the EU members fee,
But The Institute for Fiscal Studies clearly states that we,
will wind up in a worse state, financially.
The fee is one or two pence in every pound of tax.
What's the EU done for us? Let's look at the facts.
Worker and consumer rights, higher minimum wage,
Environmental targets, standing united on the stage.
Think of all the hassle of changing all the laws.
"Yes, Boris, take your shot, I'm down here on all fours!"
The economists like Martin Lewis, seem to say the same.
When you see the cuts and jobs are scarcer, who you gonna blame?
Those Eaton boys in power, who do they represent?
They won't fix your broken nose or help you pay the rent.
UKIP, BNP, Britain First all want to leave,
Everyone else advises 'stay', who do you believe?
GreenPeace, Unison, Chief Exec of the NHS,
say that if we leave, we'll be in deeper mess.
No one really knows! Make your mind up, have your say.
I choose the lesser of two evils, I'll be voting to stay.
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