Poll: Reading while on the 'Throne'...

[Bluraybunny]

Sorry for the nasty subject

I've just been told I'm a disgusting male for reading while on the toilet.

Do you guys do this ? I guess this is a male thing !

 

[Bluraybunny]

i do it,

and i play psp and surf on my girlfriends laptop too

HA HA ! please tell me the main cable isn't trailing under the toilet door

 

[Bluraybunny]

I post on ocuk from my phone.

I have used the iphone while on there ! ah Monkey Island

 

[Bluraybunny]

No, why would you sit on a cold, hard, uncomfortable seat while reading?

Go to the loo, do your business then get out.

Go somewhere cosy to read preferably with some hot tea and maybe something chocolately (make sure to bring wipes to avoid getting chocolate on your book)

How would you even have enough time to read on the loo, I know I certainly wouldn't get past 1 page unless I was constipated.

You lot are all weird.

The toilet is a male Sanctuary, FACT !.

 

[Bluraybunny]

I couldn't agree more. I'm on the toilet and back off again within two minutes.

Sorry I now have an image of a guy with a stopwatch timing himself

"Oh two minutes is up, I will have to stop"

 

[Bluraybunny]

So wait, do you:

a) Go in, poop, then sit there reading for a good while before wiping your arse and flushing? That's vile and stinky.

b) Go in, poop, wipe and flush and then settle back down for a bit of reading? If this is the case why don't you just go relax on the sofa or something instead of a hard toilet seat?

I don't get it.

I don't go in with a plan, I go with the flow.

 

[Bluraybunny]

This is the reason I was so upset when Microsoft cancelled UK technet magazine. That was my throne read of choice

Its official, reading on the throne is Don approved !

 

[Bluraybunny]

The thread is crying out for a poll !

 

[Bluraybunny]

At least no one reads war and peace while in there.

 

[Bluraybunny]

I bet your the same type of person that looks at it before you flush - admit it!

Your suppose to.....blood in it could indicate early bowel cancer

 

[Bluraybunny]

I very rarely even sit down, too cold. I hover slightly above the seat and drop the payload while simultaneously flushing the toilet to eradicate any splash damage.

Don't ladies hover above the seat ? , not that i'm implying anything !