Real men...

nikebee · 7 May 2008 at 17:31

InvaderGIR said:
Real men don't have sugar in their tea, and they worry more about tea than nuclear war.

InvG

RandomTom · 7 May 2008 at 17:35

It takes a real man to take it up the arse.

c-c-c-combo breaker.

Salsa · 7 May 2008 at 17:44

Real men wear skirts. A kilt is the most masculine piece of clothing you can wear!

RandomTom · 7 May 2008 at 17:45

BumSalsa said:
Real men wear skirts. A kilt is the most masculine piece of clothing you can wear!

...apart from a gun and an erection.

Salsa · 7 May 2008 at 17:57

RandomTom said:
...apart from a gun and an erection.

Not really clothing tho. Both more like accessories/appliences depending on your point of view...

Freefaller · 7 May 2008 at 18:17

Own a motorbike, do extreme sports and have lots of bodyhair!

~>Dg<~ · 7 May 2008 at 18:19

eat malt loaf with no butter

TheNumber42 · 7 May 2008 at 18:21

Real men wear 'Sex Panther'... 60% of the time it works, every time!

Marky · 7 May 2008 at 18:31

Aero said:
Chuck Norris

/close thread.

Aero

Immediatly when I heard the first one - I thought Chuck Norris... end of thread

Voltar · 7 May 2008 at 18:37

Freefaller said:
Own a motorbike, do extreme sports and have lots of bodyhair!

this.

Chuck Norris is the epitome of a real man

Freefaller · 7 May 2008 at 18:53

Woohoo I must be like Chuck Norris then!

Tefal · 7 May 2008 at 18:55

Freefaller said:
Woohoo I must be like Chuck Norris then!

You're French and so can not be a real man...

Freefaller · 7 May 2008 at 19:17

Tefal said:
You're French and so can not be a real man...

Right - time for a showdown mister. No weapons. Fight to the death. Bring it on bitch.

Tefal · 7 May 2008 at 19:20

Ughh- goes to fetch woad paint.

Voltar · 7 May 2008 at 19:24

Tefal said:
Ughh- goes to fetch woad paint.

LOL

Ed · 7 May 2008 at 19:37

What's this Chuck Norris crap?

He's a pseudo hard-man who writes books, preaches the Lords prayer and stars in films. I bet he's got toothpicks and nail grooming kits in his bathroom.

Ed · 7 May 2008 at 19:42

A "real man" is Pat Tillman.

Google him.

Amp34 · 7 May 2008 at 19:54

Real men don't say "Be a man" to try and get people to do something..

Arjun806 · 7 May 2008 at 22:12

Tefal said:
You're French and so can not be a real man...

acharris · 7 May 2008 at 23:59

Here is a Real man in my opinion:

The legendary DCI Gene "Gene Genie" Hunt