Real men...

[Arjun806]

Something me and a friend were talking about on the way back from college.

Things like:
Real men headbutt grizzly bears to death for fun.
Real men don't feel the cold.
etc..

What examples can you guys come up with?

 

[Helium_Junkie]

Real men don't create rubbish threads!

(ergo, you're a real man, as real men don't reply to rubbish threads, and I'm a real man).

Real men leave the toiletseat UP.

 

[Aero]

Chuck Norris

/close thread.

Aero

 

[Arjun806]

Chuck Norris

/close thread.

Aero

That thought crossed my mind as I clicked Submit

 

[Killa_ken]

Chuck Norris

/close thread.

Aero

 

[Sic]

Real men do whatever they wish without having low enough self esteem to need to validate their actions based on the actions/opinions of their peers. Thus negating this thread.

 

[neil3k]

Chuck Norris

/close thread.

Aero

 

[Margaret]

Real men have PC specifications in their sigs.

They also use Real Player.

 

[JBuk]

real men dont ask for advice about women on the internet

 

[Jingo...]

Real men impregnate a cinema of women through a meer rustling of their popcorn...

 

[G-MAN2004]

Real men do not post crappy 'spec me a shampoo/toothbrush/other' threads.

 

[Tefal]

Chuck Norris

/close thread.

Aero

Real men do chuck norris?

 

[Arjun806]

Real men impregnate a cinema of women through a meer rustling of their popcorn...

 

[misterPK]

Real men can light a barbecue quicker than a woman can change her mind.

PK!

 

[InvaderGIR]

Real men don't have sugar in their tea, and they worry more about tea than nuclear war.

InvG

 

[Booner!]

Chuck Norris

/close thread.

 

[~>Dg<~]

real men catch sharks with there bare hands

 

[G-MAN2004]

Real men eat raw meat, off the carcass.

 

[stude1983]

real men wear womens clothes.

 

[uber soldat]

Real men impregnate a cinema of women through a meer rustling of their popcorn...

Is that a euphemism then?