Real men...

Real men use sandpaper instead of bogroll. :D

real men fish for sharks using only their pubic hair.
C'mon guys, this thread is about real men, not people who get pleasure from anal or genital stimulation. :/

Why has this thread gone disturbingly soft? It seems I'm a generation away from the youngsters in this thread who all seem, I don't know, metrosexual in their outlook. :o
 
You're not a real man until you've killed an animal, gutted it, hung it, and cooked it "out in the wild". On numerous training exercises I've caught a hare/pheasant. Any hunting counts IMO - as long as you prepare it all yourself and actually eat it!
 
You're not a real man until you've killed an animal, gutted it, hung it, and cooked it "out in the wild". On numerous training exercises I've caught a hare/pheasant. Any hunting counts IMO - as long as you prepare it all yourself and actually eat it!

Does fishing count ? :p
 
Real men push doors open with their erections.

Real men play FPS games with the lights off.
 
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Real Men can survive being dumped in the wild at any time.

Real Men own weapons - and have used them.

Real Men can fix anything, and will, when THEY decide to.
 
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