real or fake?

[dhjjessel]

I bought a coat in portobello market... cant tell if the sheep wool is real or fake. anyone know how i can tell?

 

[Scuzi]

If you bought it from a reputable shop - It's real.
If you bought it from a ***** market stall - It's fake. Or Stolen.

 

[HamZilla]

Its pubes most likely.

 

[kai]

does it smell like a welsh farmer, who got to close for comfort?

 

[4p]

Delboy comes to mind

 

[Bug One]

Why would sheeps wool be faked. Its hardly cashmere.

 

[misterPK]

After seeing the title I wasn't expecting a thread about coats....

PK!

 

[4p]

After seeing the title I wasn't expecting a thread about coats....

PK!

Boobies

 

[nikebee]

I was expecting boobs!

I demand boobs!

 

[Raymond Lin]

how much did you pay for it?

 

[gumbald]

Does it baaa?

 

[Snakedoctor]

Stop bleating and wear it. Sorry I feel sheepish now.

I had a mock sheepskin coat, I could never understand why they had to mock it before killing it.

 

[Bug One]

Saves Thread!!


http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take


PS - I got 20 out of 20.

 

[kai]

dry hump it, arousal will tell.

 

[jas72]

I bought a coat in portobello market... cant tell if the sheep wool is real or fake. anyone know how i can tell?

is there any other kind of wool?

 

[jas72]

Its pubes most likely.

Nearly lost my mouthful of coke there

 

[shauncr91]

If its a designer brand, you will probably have an easier time looking online for guides on spotting a fake of that particular brand.

 

[Zip]

is there any other kind of wool?

Larma and Alpaca

There are also different types of wools that you get from different sheeep IIRC

There is also Acrylic stuff

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

I'm allergic to sheeps wool so bring it round my house.

 

[uv]

I bought a coat in portobello market... cant tell if the sheep wool is real or fake. anyone know how i can tell?

I guess wool never know!