Really 'flat' spider on my wall

[Kenai]

Just found a very very flat spider on my wall near my PC.

Legspan is about 6-7cm, body span is 3-4mm.

The legs alternate in length though, the front pair are fairly short, the next pair are the longest, pair after that are quite short again and the last pair are similar to the second pair.

It's incredibly incredibly flat to the wall though, it looks almost 'pre squashed'.

Anyone got any idea what it is?

I'll try and get a picture but I can't find my cable for my phone

 

[antijoke]

TTIUWP

Although it does sound like a camel spider.

 

[V4NT0M]

Daddy long legs? Need pics.

 

[Gilly]

Is it the clock spider??

 

[SamuraiTortoise]

Ignore

 

[Conscript]

Stealth spider. Has a low radar profile.

 

[InvaderGIR]

Someone snuck into your room last night and squished it on the wall for you?

Oh and pictures.

 

[Fenris]

Picture = bad.

Lighter + Hair Spray.

 

[Kenai]

Artists impression whilst I look for my phone cable still:

In fact, looking at it again the body is even smaller compared to the legs than that

 

[Gilly]

LOL

 

[antijoke]

Wow.

 

[V4NT0M]

That's a very symmetrical drawing... Have a gold star.

 

[Nix]

Amazing. Da Vinci would be proud.

 

[Tefal]

awesome

 

[Cosimo]

You have a great talent.

 

[antijoke]

Look here?

 

[Mat]

It's incredibly incredibly flat to the wall though, it looks almost 'pre squashed'.

We're obviously going to need a 'post squashed' picture as well, for scientific reasons of course...

 

[THMRK]

Artists impression whilst I look for my phone cable still:

In fact, looking at it again the body is even smaller compared to the legs than that

Ahh I know these well. I believe the binominal name is Microsoftious Paintdiadematus.

Harmless.

 

[Kenai]

Right, enough of the **** taking and someone tell me what it is

 

[chrisxuk]

Good god, thats huge