Relashionship issues

Maximum Triceratops · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:33

Ok guys I got a problem, Ok im married to the girl I met when I was 19 years old.Im now 32 so i've been with her for 13 years now, we have a 17 month old child together we are enormously happy,have a good sex life and are enjoying bringing up our child emensely.Just been on holiday to Portugal and I got a 5k salary increase this year.What am I going to do please I need your help and some advice on how I get myself out of this mess

Ricochet J · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:34

You have a fantastic fiance. You have a beautiful child. You got a pay increase and you went on holiday. I don't understand where the issue is.

ScarySquirrel · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:34

Kill yourself.

gumbald · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:35

Humour detector says - fail.

Tom0 · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:35

Oh dear.

daveydave · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:35

haha smug git........just think about all the women you missed out on during your 20's *puts OP back in box*

Dreadi · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:36

queue fail pics ^^ good point!

helmet · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:37

And now the big come down, your grammar sucks

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Maximum Triceratops · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:37

helmet said:
And now the big come down, your grammar sucks .

Is it not grammer ?

Sweetloaf · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:38

22B said:
Ok guys I got a problem, Ok im married to the girl I met when I was 19 years old.Im now 32 so i've been with her for 13 years now, we have a 17 month old child together we are enormously happy,have a good sex life and are enjoying bringing up our child emensely.Just been on holiday to Portugal and I got a 5k salary increase this year.What am I going to do please I need your help and some advice on how I get myself out of this mess

Make some cheese on toast, then you'll have all of the above AND some cheese on toast, win win my friend

Maximum Triceratops · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:38

Sorry, with all these relationship doom threads I thought I would balance things out a little :cool:

Kol · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:38

About time somebody posted a good relationship thread. I was going to ask earlier, why are there SO MANY relationship threads on this forum? It's depressing.

Gigi · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:38

You can learn to spell "relationship" using part of your £5k bonus to buy a dictionary?

Boom tssssh

helmet · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:39

22B said:
Is it not grammer ?

Owned?
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gr...s=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar

Maximum Triceratops · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:40

Sweetloaf said:
Make some cheese on toast, then you'll have all of the above AND some cheese on toast, win win my friend

Good idea, maybe I will splash a little worcester sauce on there too

Maximum Triceratops · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:41

helmet said:
Owned?
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gr...s=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar

Of course I knew it was grammar fool just messin

DannyDan · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:41

Kol said:
About time somebody posted a good relationship thread. I was going to ask earlier, why are there SO MANY relationship threads on this forum? It's depressing.

Don't read them then

Jonny69 · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:43

Punch the bitch out so she gets two black eyes and has to wear sunglasses to work, then explain to the kid that daddy gets angry sometimes and it was mummy's fault. Rinse and repeat as kid grows up. I'm sure she'd deserve it anyway.

Maximum Triceratops · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:43

Gigi said:
You can learn to spell "relationship" using part of your £5k bonus to buy a dictionary?

Boom tssssh

Bah I knew it never looked right, should have googled it first.

Gigi · 26 Jun 2008 at 21:46

22B said:
Bah I knew it never looked right, should have googled it first.

Heh, its cool. Im just trying to be cool by being a grammar nazi. Arent i amazing.

Good to see someone is enjoying there life

Relashionship issues

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