Soldato
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Someone told me this joke:
I was driving home from the pub and a Policeman pulled me over. He asked me if I'd been drinking and when I got out of my car he said 'You're staggering'. I said 'You're not so bad yourself'.
Ho ho!
Now imagine what it'd be like for someone to tell that joke but only half remember it:
I was driving home from the pub and a Policeman stopped me. He said 'You're gorgeous!' and I said 'It's because I'm drunk'
Or you could ruin your joke by inadvertantly revealing the punchline:
'You know, it's amazing how long the Flintstones have been going. (pause) Fred and Barney. Oh! damn I meant the Stones not the Flintstones
So have you ever started to tell this really funny joke that you heard, only when it came out, it wasn't quite the same?
I was driving home from the pub and a Policeman pulled me over. He asked me if I'd been drinking and when I got out of my car he said 'You're staggering'. I said 'You're not so bad yourself'.
Ho ho!
Now imagine what it'd be like for someone to tell that joke but only half remember it:
I was driving home from the pub and a Policeman stopped me. He said 'You're gorgeous!' and I said 'It's because I'm drunk'
Or you could ruin your joke by inadvertantly revealing the punchline:
'You know, it's amazing how long the Flintstones have been going. (pause) Fred and Barney. Oh! damn I meant the Stones not the Flintstones
So have you ever started to tell this really funny joke that you heard, only when it came out, it wasn't quite the same?