Reminisce: Your First Girlfriend/Boyfriend

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Do you still know them? What are they like now?

18/19 years on and my first girlfriend is alright, still would!

Feel free to post pics. Of now not then. :D

(apologies if this opens up any old wounds :()
 
My first girlfriend between the age of 15-17 was and is still a dirty, attention seeking *****. She's disgusting to look at now, overweight, chubby and the most extreme colour of orange you've ever seen. Walks around night clubs with just knickers on, classy girl! It's always the pretty ones that end up munters.
 
My first proper was at University, lovely girl, intelligent and good looking. At the time I thought it was meant to be, put that down to youth! We broke up, mainly cause I was an immature idiot, the way I reacted to it only made it worse. Live and learn. She's a friend on facebook, I send her the ocassional message but we're not in regular contact, there's just no need. Not sure what she's up to these days, If I saw her in the street wouldn't have a problem stopping for a coffee or anything. As for pics, no chance!
 
shifty_uk said:
My first girlfriend between the age of 15-17 was and is still a dirty, attention seeking *****. She's disgusting to look at now, overweight, chubby and the most extreme colour of orange you've ever seen. Walks around night clubs with just knickers on, classy girl! It's always the pretty ones that end up munters.
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She'd be considered upper class around here.
 
Going to Cali said:
My first proper was at University, lovely girl, intelligent and good looking. At the time I thought it was meant to be, put that down to youth! We broke up, mainly cause I was an immature idiot, the way I reacted to it only made it worse. Live and learn. She's a friend on facebook, I send her the ocassional message but we're not in regular contact, there's just no need. Not sure what she's up to these days, If I saw her in the street wouldn't have a problem stopping for a coffee or anything. As for pics, no chance!
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Proper ones are a bit boring. Let's talk primary school/high school. :D
 
Macky said:
Send her this way. ;)
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You'll have to beat your way through the knuckle dragging mutts she has in tow :D

Absolutely no regrets there :)

If anyone is reading this and still at school, steer well clear of the 'pretty, popular' ones. Go for the quieter, geeky ones... 9 out of 10 times they will turn out to be beauties!
 
Met her at Uni. Not bad looking, bright, likeable and lacking in self-confidence. I thought we'd spend the rest of our lives together - it lasted 15 months, and was not working very well for the last 5. Eventually she left me for one of my mates. They're married and a have a wee lad now.

I see her occasionally, we're all friends now.
 
well my first gf cheated on me so that sums up what she was like, she then went on to cheat repeatedly for some time with her following partners. Would I hit her now? (assuming i was single and such like) no would be the answer, she got fat. In fact my ex after that got fat too and the one after that. hmmmm seems all the girls I split up with put on weight and they all start really slim. Very peculiar.
 
First proper one is a cow nowadays (but maybe I'm just bitter). My first ever one, I stalked on Facebook last year and she's meh. Very sporty (not my thing) and just a bit plain looking.

shifty_uk said:
My first girlfriend between the age of 15-17 was and is still a dirty, attention seeking *****. She's disgusting to look at now, overweight, chubby and the most extreme colour of orange you've ever seen. Walks around night clubs with just knickers on, classy girl! It's always the pretty ones that end up munters.
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Karbon/Campus kinda thing? Horrible girls! (But, after a few... you know... everyone hole is a goal!)
 
Yes know her, Have seen her about.

And good god no. Not sure what I was thinking back then!
 
shifty_uk said:
You'll have to beat your way through the knuckle dragging mutts she has in tow :D

Absolutely no regrets there :)

If anyone is reading this and still at school, steer well clear of the 'pretty, popular' ones. Go for the quieter, geeky ones... 9 out of 10 times they will turn out to be beauties!
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I'd agree with that. Amazing how much some people can change over the course of a couple of years.

ohhhhh OP wants stories about first EVER girlfriends from primary school etc. Nahhh they're far too embarrassing to tell on an internet forum i still suffer the nightmares from it.
 
skippy2421 said:
hmmmm seems all the girls I split up with put on weight and they all start really slim. Very peculiar.
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Ha ha. So devastated they just go in to self destruct.

My second girlfriend was at about 13 and after reuniting about 12 years later I employ her now. :D She's a good friend.

skippy2421 said:
ohhhhh OP wants stories about first EVER girlfriends from primary school etc. Nahhh they're far too embarrassing to tell on an internet forum i still suffer the nightmares from it.
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Go onnnn!
 
My first was almost 20 yrs ago...nice young lass who was a few yrs younger than me...together for 6 mths...just a crazy kind of love we had...young, foolish and naive...she left for college and wanted to play the field so to speak...i let her get on with it....first guy she meets after breaking up with me, she marries...has 3 kids and is now a size 18 heffer...so no regrets there:p....still say the odd hi/hello when i see her about town and her kids are gorgeous...
 
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