Rent a German

lmao, that site is so funny. I want to rent a german, then think of funny things to do with them.

Look at the pics, some of them are class.
 
The customer review page is hilarious.

Some statements of our satisfied customers:

Leila R., 36 (Rio de Janeiro):
"I will never forget, when I went to the beach with the German.
My friends had a good time, eating chicken with him under the sun of Ipanema beach.
Next time, I will buy him a new swimming trouser."

Adam G., 48 (San Francisco):
“It was awesome! Having a German at the office for a week was a huge success! Since then, my relationship with my co-workers has improved big time! I’ll definitely do it again- It was, like, “oh my god, this is so it!”

David U., 82 (Denver):
"I hadn’t seen a German since my time in World War II. I cried, it was such an emotional experience. We ate “Heidelberger Bergklösse” together every evening and have been writing each other once a month since he left. He’s become a real friend to me."

Samantha F., 27 (London):
“I had such a lovely evening with the German and my mates: After the pub, we went dancing. My friends were thoroughly impressed by the German moves. I was gobsmacked when the German even cleaned my house the next day, before I was awake! Will definitely rent again.”

Carl Hagen, 58 (New York):
“After dinner, we watched TV together with the entire family. Suddenly the German started to cry. It was such real and pure emotion. I’d never seen this before. The support package cheered him up again and we read German poems together ‘til 3 am. Even Grandma stayed up and enjoyed the exotic sound of words like "Rasenmäher, Motorsäge or Solidargemeinschaft". Rented again, before our new friend left.”
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iBankAllDay said:
I already have a German, but thanks for the link! I must show my girlfriend the site! :p
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Is your girlfriend German too? I'm thinking of adding mine to the site but she doesn't seem very amused by the idea (then again, she's not amused by many ideas. Turns out there's a reason for that stereotype).

*feels cold glare on back of head*
 
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