http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-07-08-retrospective-text-adventures-article
Cannot go east
GO NORTH
You travel north and see two giant dildos
PLAY WITH A *****
It vibrates in your hand
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Ahhh those were the days

GO EASTA lot of the time I wanted to see what replies the author has reserved for potty-mouthed players. It would usually be something like "How rude!" or "Wash your mouth out!" One exception was a game called Quest for the Golden Eggcup where swearing would see you thrown into "God's dungeon" from which you had to escape.
Cannot go east
GO NORTH
You travel north and see two giant dildos
PLAY WITH A *****
It vibrates in your hand
-
Ahhh those were the days

