Revenge ideas required

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Hi all.

Missus has had notice from her landlord that she has to move out. Not ideal.

Landlord is a family member with a bit of a grudge against her after a recent disagreement through no fault of her own.

She wants her revenge on this bloke. Any ideas for getting some payback for being an unreasonable ****?

There is no other reason that he wants her out aside from a disagreement.

Preferably ideas to cause a lot of inconvenience without breaking any laws (as it is a family let no deposit was put down so not an issue).:D
 
Tip off the Sun that a convicted Paedophile is going to move in next.
 
Sounds like a simple arson job to me.

Easiest way is to rig up a small electric pump to a 5L petrol canister, and pump that in before you start lighting the place.

I have never done this, but it sounds like it would work.
 
Urine + do doo + chemicals into a spray, and spray the his and the home she has to leave :).

Water pistol + Paint stripper + His car

Tbh I'd tare the skin off someone if someone did that. Leave cars alone.
 
Get your missis to take him out to lunch in a nice busy eatery, battering her eyelids etc and then when she has had a hearty meal stand up and start screaming at him about cheating on her, throw wine over him and leave. Free meal etc ;-)
 
Tuna fish packed into the curtain rods.

It would be ages before they could find the source of the smell, and it wouldn't begin until long after she moved out.


edit: or the classic:
I didnt actually go to this wedding, my sister did and she told me this story: The groom and MOH were sleeping together and the bride found out (without their knowledge) only a matter of days before the wedding. She decided to go through with the ceremony, and at the reception she gets on the microphone and thanks all her guests for coming, and for all the gifts they received. Then she says "Now I have a gift for you. Please reach under your seat and find the envelope taped underneath." Inside the envelope was a photograph of the groom and MOH going at it!
I guess her thinking was that public humiliation may be the best revenge of all.
 
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Urine + do doo + chemicals into a spray, and spray the his and the home she has to leave :).



Tbh I'd tare the skin off someone if someone did that. Leave cars alone.

"car people" amuse me. Sure, spray with the house with disease ridden filth causing a health hazard and expensive clean-up............but for god's sake don't touch his motor!
 
if you know someone with a cat the next time there litter tray needs emptying you go around with a black bin bag and take the litter to pour all over the hallway floor.

its really hard to remove the smell, any local cats will probably keep spraying the outside of the door aswell if they smell it
 
make sure she gets her deposit back first so something that will take time to work. fresh fish under the floor boards or in wall cavities
 
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